By on March 29, 2021

Alpina

Alpina is to BMW enthusiasts much like AMG is to Mercedes devotees, both eliciting great excitement and emotion. The former has announced the arrival of the 2022 BMW Alpina B8 Gran Coupe in late spring.

Alpina

Recognized as an independent auto manufacturer by the German Ministry of Transport, Alpina Automobiles has had a longstanding technical partnership with BMW AG, operating as a privately-owned, wholly-separate research and development arm since 1965. The collaboration is such that Alpina vehicles, including the Alpina B7 Sedan, XB7 Sports Activity Vehicle, and now the B8 Gran Coupe, are sold and serviced by BMW dealers here and in Canada. Moreover, Alpinas are covered by the BMW New Vehicle Limited Warranty, and its vehicle maintenance programs, so they’re definitely a part of the family.

Alpina

Now that we’ve sorted out the warranty and vehicle maintenance on the Alpina B8, let’s get to the part where we discuss what you get for your $139,900 base, plus the $995 destination charge. There’s a 612-horsepower, 4.4-liter bi-turbo V8, with 590 lb-ft of torque under your command. The Alpina will do 0-60 in 3.3 seconds, and a 1/4 mile in 11.5 seconds, with a 201 MPH maximum.

Alpina

Two twin-scroll turbos are there to convert exhaust-gas energy into boost pressure almost instantly. What is either impressive on the Alpina B8 or lacking on the M850i xDrive from which it is derived is the triple external coolant coolers, larger transmission oil cooler, and Alpina’s intercoolers with 50-percent more cooling system. Which is it, overkill on the Alpina B8, or a need greater than what the M850i requires?

Alpina

It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it. Hundreds if not thousands of test miles on the most demanding tracks across Europe were necessary to dial in the B8’s sport suspension system. Eibach springs and reinforced sway bars add vehicle stability and ride comfort while balancing the suspension characteristics. The ZF active kinematics control system prevents the rear wheels from pivoting more than 2.3 degrees left or right, before picking up the direction of the front wheels at speed for greater directional stability. The all-wheel driver BMW xDrive system is there to effortlessly transmit power to the road, just as the limited-slip rear differential adds steadiness on approach, and quicker throttle response when exiting.

Aplina

Shod with 245/35Zr21 ultra-high performance (UHP) tires upfront and 285/35Z21 in back, mounted to Alpina’s classic 20-spoke 21-inch design, Alpina even offers a 20-inch wheel for winter or all-season use, sans the wheel hub covers. Big, blue Brembo four-piston brake calipers with white Alpina lettering, are matched with 15.6-inch brake discs in the front, and 15.7-inch rears for exceptional stops. As fast as the Alpina B8 will run, you’re going to need to stop sometime, and maybe in a hurry at that.

Alpina

Blue and green metallic finishes are reserved solely for Alpina BMW automobiles, although there are other BMW and BMW Individual colors you can choose from. I’d go through the options if it wasn’t for the fact that the list is almost as long as what’s already included. A carbon roof, Bowers & Wilkins sound system in place of the standard Harman Kardon tuner, six different interior trims, an Alcantara headliner, a driving assistance package, and an even more robust driving assistance pro package rounds out what all is available. Maybe the BMW Alpina B8 Gran Coupe is beyond ultimate amongst ultimate driving machines.

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5 Comments on “2022 BMW Alpina B8 Gran Coupe a Late Spring Arrival...”


  • avatar
    28-Cars-Later

    Ironic this drops the same say as the junkyard piece on the V10 Audi. Will a B8 example best the Audi or show up sooner?

    • 0 avatar
      jkross22

      Loses half it’s value after 3 yrs or 36k miles, whichever comes first.

      2nd owner has it through 60k miles knowing they dodged a bullet.

      3rd owner neglects repairs and maintains it to keep it on the road.

      4th owner – Tyler Hoover.

      • 0 avatar
        SaulTigh

        There is totally a place in Hoovie’s garage for this car in 10 years.

        Beautiful color, and I’d love to have one, but while there are a lot of people in this world today making boatloads of money for doing little to no actual work, I’m not one of them, so I think I’ll keep driving my 20 year old Honda until I’m forced into an electric.

  • avatar
    stuki

    “Alpina is to BMW enthusiasts much like AMG is to Mercedes devotees”

    And “Grand Coupes” are to enthusiasts, what flat tires are.

  • avatar
    FalconRTV

    No longer possible to take BMW cars seriously. Engine bays filled with difficult to reach plastic components. Designed for smooth European roads and to be recycled sooner than you think.

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