The Final Humiliation: Volkswagen Forced to Highlight Rivals' Products

the final humiliation volkswagen forced to highlight rivals products

As part of its penance for pumping untold amounts of smog-causing pollutants into America’s air over the span of roughly six years, Volkswagen paid a steep price. Yes, there was the financial cost of the diesel scandal — a price tag topping $20 billion, covering fines, buybacks, repairs, etc. Then there was the shame, with VW execs issuing public apologies so frequently, you’d think they were congressmen.

As fines and public apologies aren’t that uncommon in the automotive sphere, it’s the third act that must really grind the gears of execs in Wolfsburg. The automaker now has to do something no self-respecting car company would ever do: It has to showcase another company’s products, and not in a bad light.

Electrify America, a VW subsidiary created in 2016 as part of the automaker’s environmental remediation efforts, has an ad out. You remember Electrify America — it’s the initiative the U.S. government forced VW to spend $2 billion on over the course of 10 years. Its aim: to promote zero-emission vehicles, educate the public, and build recharging infrastructure.

One key part of VW’s agreement is that its messages must be brand neutral. Otherwise, it could just showcase the e-Golf and boast about its upcoming I.D. line of electric vehicles. Nope, that won’t fly with the feds.

And so, in Electrify America’s new ad, we see no Volkswagens, at least not at first. And not specifically. Instead, we see products from other automakers. Essentially, it’s an ad touting the virtues of the Chevrolet Bolt while slamming — quite amusingly — Subaru, which fields no electric vehicles.

It opens with an orange Subaru Outback chugging through an arid landscape, smug flannel-and-vest-clothed driver behind the wheel, “Planet Hugger” sticker clinging valiantly to the rear bumper. The theme from The Flintstones reaches our ears. At a stoplight, an orange Bolt pulls alongside, the man’s alter ego behind the wheel. From our speakers comes the unmistakable theme song from The Jetsons, implying this driver, and his car, is highly evolved. The two men exchange glances. Now, it’s the Bolt driver’s turn to look smug.

As the light goes green, the Outback driver looks on, discouraged, as the Bolt rockets away from the stop with barely a whisper. Cut the theme music, and cue the buy-an-EV message. The Bolt then drives past a woman charging her Hyundai Ioniq EV, though, unlike the Bolt, we can’t see the logo on the front of the car. It ends with a group of EVs, filmed from the rear, racing down a darkened highway, presumably towards a glorious, green future. In that group we see the Bolt, a Honda Clarity, Nissan Leaf, BMW i3, and yes, an e-Golf.

When you’ve got the feds standing over you, holding a whip, normal automaker rivalry becomes a thing of the past.

[Image: Electrify America/Plug in to the Present]

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  • Tstag Tstag on Aug 14, 2018

    There is a serious side to this in that VW hasn’t yet financially compensated rivals who potentially lost sales to them because of their claims. In a way this is a sort of compensation providing you make electric cars. Notably Tesla and Jaguar don’t get a mention, maybe we will see that when an advert features an Audi.

  • Stingray65 Stingray65 on Aug 14, 2018

    Nothing says the future more than 1963 cartoon theme songs.

    • Giislander06 Giislander06 on Aug 15, 2018

      Well the whole point of the songs went right over your head then. The Flintstones take place in the stoneage, and the Jetsons take place in the future. So when they show the Subaru, the Flintstones song plays, symbolizing that the Subaru is old technology. Then, when the Bolt is on screen, the Jetsons theme plays, symbolizing that its the future. Not that hard to figure out.

  • MRF 95 T-Bird Sears and JC Whitney also had similar dune buggy kits. The VW accessories along with the running gear for legal use just bolted on. Hmm Amazon? A Bradley GT or Kelmark kit using an electric “skateboard” platform would also be cool.
  • Inside Looking Out Cadillac now associates with rap music. In the past it was all about rock'n'roll. Rap is environmentally friendlier than rock'n'roll.
  • EBFlex This is nothing compared to what Ford is doing. The fake lightning is seeing massive price increases for 2023. Remember how they self pleasured themselves about the fake lightning starting under $40k? In 2023, the price jumps by a very Tesla like $7,000. And that’s not the biggest price jump. And much less talked about, the government fleet discounts are going away. So for a basic 3.3L Explorer, the price is jumping $8,500. S basic F150 is also now $8,500 more. Im sure the same people that complained about the oil companies making “obscene profits” will say the same thing about Ford.
  • Bobbysirhan Sometimes it seems like GM has accepted that the customers they still have are never going to come to their senses and that there aren't any new dupes on the horizon, so they might as well milk their existing cows harder.
  • Buickman how about LowIQ?