By on October 25, 2017

2017 Ford Raptor

I knew I was borked the minute the truck started down the incline.

Even a Ford Raptor is no match for fresh, gray mud that looks like wet cement. Illinois mud may not be Alabama mud, but it’s no joke. And I had just attempted to drive a Raptor through just that sort of mud, mud that was puddled at the bottom of sharply angled incline that had a distance of a few feet from top to bottom.

The thing is, when one is about to hit a mud hole, the best thing to do, usually, is to give it as much throttle as you can to maintain momentum (but not so much as to fling yourself into a tree). However, I came in a little too hot, bounced, and lost momentum when I reacted to the bounce by not digging into the throttle.

And that, friends, is how you stick one of the world’s most off-road-ready production vehicles in the mud. Also, it’s a good way to expose yourself to social media ridicule, as smartphone-wielding park guests, already happy to see a Raptor on the trail, surround you. Apparently, the woods aren’t free from 4G LTE.

“I’m so fired,” I thought, mentally updating my resume. I figured my fail would be on Reddit before I even had a chance to flag down a tow.

Let me back up to the beginning. A Ford Raptor showed up in my usual press-vehicle rotation, and someone on the TTAC staff (don’t recall which one of us scallywags) suggested, perhaps jokingly, that I take it to an off-road park.

I initially balked at the idea because I didn’t think there was an off-road park within easy driving distance of my Chicago base. A little Googling proved me wrong. There’s one in Marseilles, Ill., less than two hours away in traffic.

My cousin lives about 35 minutes from there, and he’s a truck guy, so I knew he’d go with me to the park if he wasn’t working. I’m glad he did – off-roading is not to be attempted solo. You always need a second set of eyes, as well as someone to talk strategy with. I actually had the hubris to think I could go ‘wheeling solo if no one else was free, but I am glad I didn’t have to.

2017 Ford Raptor

Getting stuck in the muck was the end result of a series of seemingly unconnected bad decisions. Bad decision number one was to go on Sunday instead of Saturday. Saturday’s weather was perfect – sunny and unseasonably warm for October in the Upper Midwest. Summer temps. But for a variety of reasons, I headed out on Sunday, despite knowing rain was forecast. I think it even rained overnight. So, I gambled on the weather — and lost, bigly.

It was still warm when we got to the park around 11:30, but the rain had mostly held off, with just a few sprinkles falling intermittently from the sky.

The young woman behind the counter walked me through the basics. All four-wheeled vehicles need a flag, for example. She indicated which trail was best suited for a stock vehicle – the so-called “easy” trail. She also pointed out the fast and slow sections of the trail and which mud holes to avoid, before reminding me to put the truck in four-wheel-drive low all the way around.

2017 Ford Raptor

The other two trails looked to be too gnarly – a sign even indicated the “hard” trail all but guaranteed bodywork damage. As capable as the Raptor is, this truck wasn’t mine, so in order to return it in one piece I knew I’d be sticking with the “easy” trail.

Little did I know that “easy” doesn’t really mean what I think it does, at least not in the minds of the folks who run the park. After doing a full loop that included more than a few white-knuckle moments, I’d have hated to see what the two more difficult trails looked like.

I should’ve known I’d set myself up for failure when the cashier asked I’d been off-roading before. Why yes, I said, trying to sound confident. That wasn’t a lie – I’ve off-roaded at several media events, in a variety of vehicles, including earlier this month in California. But each time, I’d had professional spotters along the trail or in the vehicle with me. Spotters who work for Land Rover or Jeep. In other words, experts.

2017 Ford Raptor

Overconfidence is often a precursor to failure – pride goeth before a fall, and all that. And the truck and its abilities to conquer the first part of the trail weren’t helping. In fact, the early going was so easy that I thought we’d go around two or three times, until we succumbed to either hunger or boredom.

The initial section was easy, save for the first mud hole, which I drove around easily enough. I was able to get on the gas hard and let the truck fishtail a bit, and even did one gentle donut to appease some ATV riders nearby (I would’ve done more had I owned the truck, but I don’t like to abuse press vehicles more than necessary. I was already nervous about taking the truck off-road without prior permission from Ford, which I simply forgot to obtain).

I’m not sure how far into the trail we were before disaster struck, but it was probably a quarter to a third of a mile. It was definitely before the half-mile mark. We were presented with a stand of trees and three different routes between them. The one furthest right appeared to be the easiest – it looked to be the driest, too, with the widest berth between trees. Only once we were upon it could I see the mud that would nearly swallow us – this was far from the driest route. Lesson learned – get out and look before you attempt to drive through. Also, if you’re nervous about an approach, back up and go another way.

2017 Ford Raptor

We did get stuck two on two other occasions, but we weren’t buried as deeply as the first time. The second time, I was driving through a rutted section when we lost traction and just couldn’t regain any grip. I tried to turn left to get to drier patch of ground, but no go. One helpful passerby pulled us out. We were still perpendicular to the trail, and the tires were so slimed I couldn’t even make a three-point turn – the truck just slid the wrong way. One more winching got us out and pointed the right way, but not before the bumper hit a tree stump and was dented.

Not a bad dent – not much worse than what one would get from being backed into by an inattentive driver in a strip-mall parking lot – but enough to make me worry about the rest of the ride. We weren’t even halfway done.

Getting out of jam number two required some rocking back and forth, which heated the trans fluid up to an uncomfortably high level, but not so much that it was in the red zone on the gauge. It also flummoxed the electronics – a warning popped up that hill-descent control was no longer working.

2017 Ford Raptor

That last bit would be extremely relevant in short order.

I was warned that a steep hill awaited and with the weather deteriorating and the tires full of muck, it might be a good idea to head back the way we came. But doing so would’ve involved a difficult U-turn and a trip back through the sections we got stuck in. So I gambled again. This time, luck was on our side.

The aforementioned hill was tricky to navigate without hill descent. Differential locked, in 4-low, transmission in first gear and locked with the paddle shifter – I did all that, but we still were a foot or two away from disaster as I braked and prayed, trying to dial in just the right amount of steering but really just along for the ride. The bottom of the hill had unprotected sides as it bridged over a creek, and for a second I thought we were going off – thankfully, the truck found traction at just the right moment.

Breath caught, we tackled the ascent. Ninety percent up the hill, we lost traction and much-needed momentum, but I was able to keep us from sliding all the way back down, and one or two tries later, we made it over the hump, both literally and figuratively.

2017 Ford Raptor

The rest of the way around wasn’t easy-peasy, but we never got stuck again. My cousin and I got better at scouting the right route, and I got better at giving the Raptor enough oomph to get through the mud without sending us barreling into the pines.

We still slid and fishtailed enough to concern me – fishtailing is fun until you remember that back end could easily smack into a tree – and still had some dicey moments, but we finished with the Raptor unharmed, except for that bumper dent. Even the electronic nannies started working again after the engine was shut off and restarted. Too bad I didn’t think about trying that before attempting the hill.

Even the tree branches that whacked my arms through the window (open to help me see the front-wheel placements) did nothing to the paint.

2017 Ford Raptor

The primary challenge was the slicked-up tires. At one fork in the road, we agreed going left was the correct approach, as the ground looked dry, but the truck just wouldn’t go that way – it kept comically sliding to the right, thanks to a lack of anything remotely resembling grip. On the third try, I gave up and went right, blasting through a mud hole that gave me pause. We made it, somehow.

After coming back to base, we thanked the guys who got us out of the muck, asked how their rig was running, and headed off for lunch and photos. I drove the Raptor another 45 miles or so to the photo location, 50-some miles back to my cousin’s place (where we cleaned off all the mud and muck), then 60-some miles home, and there was no mechanical sign of concern. It was as if the truck had never left pavement. It’s one tough mudder.

2017 Ford Raptor

So yeah, we got stuck. Three times. But I don’t think I can blame the Raptor or say it was incapable (that first mud hole would’ve doomed any vehicle), and I certainly can’t blame it for my own inexperience/hubris/poor decision-making. I can say that it took more abuse than I planned to subject it to and it got me home in comfort.

I suppose the experience would’ve been easier had I gone the day before. But off-roaders will tell you that getting stuck is part of the fun, and a dry trail may have been too easy. I also wouldn’t have learned that the Raptor is even tougher than I thought it was.

I don’t feel good about the bumper dent (I really wanted to write “no Raptors were harmed in the making of this story”), but I’ve done worse to press vehicles (by accident, of course) here in the concrete jungle. It’s embarrassing to be up to the fenders in mud, but if embarrassment is the worst outcome, it’s still not a bad day.

Ford has built one tough truck. Next time, though, I’m hiring a guide.

[Images © 2017 Tim Healey and Dietrich Rosenwinkel/The Truth About Cars]

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25 Comments on “Getting a Little Too Dirty With the Ford Raptor...”


  • avatar
    Hummer

    First problem is you have BFG A/Ts which are notoriously bad in mud, fantastic in everything else, but awful in mud. This coming from someone with firsthand knowledge.

    The second problem is that Ford used the cheapest Chinese supplier for the bumper, it shouldn’t be any less than an 1/16-1/8 inch thick like bumpers on other offroad vehicles.

  • avatar
    whynot

    Too many lazy horses. Would have been fine if you had a Titan.

  • avatar
    silentsod

    The truck had tires on which aren’t favorable for clearing mud. There’s a reason the lugs are spaced so far apart on M/T tires.

  • avatar
    IHateCars

    Nothing short of a set of 44″ Interco Super Swampers would’ve gotten you through that mud…..and a foot more ground clearance.

    • 0 avatar
      rpn453

      Maybe not, but I’d still take my chances with a 35″ tire that’s actually functional in mud, such as the BFG Mud Terrain or even the Duratrac.

      Duratracs are very popular around here as a tire that’s reasonably quiet on the highway but can still handle the mud on rig roads. Winter performance is very good too. BFG A/Ts almost seem obsolete for off-roading at this point. They’re a dry dirt tire that’s decent on the highway.

      • 0 avatar
        IHateCars

        “BFG A/Ts almost seem obsolete for off-roading at this point.”

        Not at all….I’ve had several sets of BFG ATs, now a set of 37″ BFG AT KO2s on my ’12 Raptor and they are great off road in all but the most sticky mud as shown in this article. I’ve had a few sets of Toyo Open Country M/Ts and they’re great but once they wear they are crap on the road. And let’s face it, 95% of most people’s driving is on road, and at that point MT tires are a compromise.

  • avatar

    Mud, mud, glorious mud!

  • avatar
    jjster6

    Remind me… does the Raptor have axle locks, and did you lock them? I just took my stock Chevy ZR2 through mud as bad as you did. No problem. I was amazed at how easily it climbed muddy hills with the axles locked. It was wearing the stock Wrangler Duratracs too. No fancy mud tires.

    • 0 avatar
      Carilloskis

      ALL raptors have a locking rear axel the 12-14s have a tousion front limited slip which is an option or standard on the 17/18s depending on the trim. DuraTracks are amazing tires I love mine. My raptor a 2010 got stuck a few times in the mud and snow with the BFGs. Switched to the duratracks and haven’t looked back when I get my next raptor I’ll imidiatly switch tires.

    • 0 avatar
      Lou_BC

      @jjster6 – Duratrac’s are vastly superior to BFG AT’s in mud. I put Duratrac’s on my F150 this summer and they are great in mud and soft terrain. I had General AT2’s which were very good for an all terrain tire. i was amazed at the difference.

      The Torsen diff apparently works very well but isn’t standard. The back end of the Raptor has an e-locker that can be engaged in any 4×4 or 4×2 mode as long as one picks one of the “off-road” settings.

      Other vehicles like the Power Wagon require 4Lo before you can engage the front locker. IIRC, the Rubicon is the same. Unless you are turning extremely big tires, I’ve found that 4Lo isn’t the best option in mud.

      • 0 avatar
        jjster6

        On the ZR2 you can engage the rear locker in 2 wheel drive mode. To lock the front you need to be in 4X4 Low Range.

        • 0 avatar
          Lou_BC

          @jjster6 – I think most pickups can engage the rear locker in 4×2 mode. The problem is that they tend to be programmed to “kick out” i.e. disengage around 30-40 mph (even in 4×4). They will stay locked longer in 4lo. IIRC, the F150 I drove would disengage around 55 mph in 4lo but disengage around 30 mph in 4hi or 2hi.

          You should check your manual. That is something that I hated about the rental F150 I had.

          The Power Wagon has the best rear set up with a limited slip that works all of the time but can be locked out manually.

          How do you like the ZR2? Do you have the diesel?
          It happens to be what I’d want to buy to replace my F150.

    • 0 avatar
      Tim Healey

      It does have a locking diff, which I forgot to engage before the first mud hole. It was locked later, including during our attempt to dig out — I locked it as soon we got stuck the first time. I have to check to see if both axles lock or just the rear.

  • avatar
    jalop1991

    This entire article just REEKS of pure misogyny.

  • avatar
    el scotto

    Yeah, but did you have fun? Oh Lawsie, will there be a Ranger Raptor?

  • avatar
    BunkerMan

    …and this is why I use a side x side for mud shenanigans.

  • avatar
    DenverMike

    Always be sure to spin the wheels wildly, flinging mud everywhere, and sink it to the frame rails, once there’s a complete loss of momentum, except downwards. The rescuers will thank you, not to mention the detailers.

  • avatar
    Flipper35

    So, did they guy that helped you out have a Nissan?

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