Piston Slap: Justification for a Multi-Car Conservatory?

Dan writes:

Lately I’ve been obsessed with buying a Nissan Leaf as a commuter car. That might seem like a sensible stop-and-go commuter choice for most people, but there’s a wrinkle: I already have four other cars and I don’t want to get rid of any of them — 2014 BMW X1, STR class 2012 Miata, 2011 Boxster Spyder, and a 2014 Audi TT.

I autocross the ‘verts, the X1 is my long distance and winter ride, and for reasons I can’t go into I can’t get rid of the TT.

I’ve wanted an electric car for a long time (I looked into conversions 10 years ago or so, but never did one) and the prices on used Leafs are very attractive. It might not be the most exciting car, but sometimes a person just wants to drive in meditative silence with smooth and instant throttle response without actually going very far or very fast.

So, tell me there are other people out there with five cars and I’m not being crazy for wanting to be one of them.

Talk about preaching to the multi-car choir! Check out what followed me home on Monday.

Longtime readers might remember this Town Car, somewhat freshly restored for my aunt as of this April. But it’s a bittersweet [s]Brown[/s] Town Car: her medical issues mean she never’ll enjoy the fruits of my (and my father’s) labor. Looking at it, sitting on those brand-spankin’ new Michelins with nowhere to go, just rips me apart inside…

So here’s the point: we all have a finite time on this earth, so having multiple cars is 100-percent okay!

Provided you’re covering the basics (home, food, retirement, college tuition, etc.) this is a great hobby. Multiple cars for several tasks is both pleasurable and — dare I say it — practical. A Nissan Leaf is wonderfully roomy, comfortable and cost-effective for your joyful daily commute.

A financially secure car nut can justify damn near anything, hence I salute you for embracing the cheap and cheerful world of commuter cars. Just do your bank account a favor and (briefly) consider selling one of those roadsters. Then do your boy Sanjeev a favor and consider getting a bittersweet-brown Leaf.

[Images: Nissan, © 2017 Sajeev Mehta/The Truth About Cars]

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