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QOTD: What's The Worst Automaker Slogan?

by Mark Stevenson
(IC: employee)
April 21st, 2015 7:22 AM
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Cadillac’s Dare Greatly might be getting some flack as of late for its seemingly deep-but-surfacy language. But, it’s far from the most egregious use of the English language to move some metal.
But, one tagline in particular – Drive @ earth from Mitsubishi – actually makes me mad.
It’s not solely because the tagline is bad (though it is), but because they still use it after all these years. When it comes to current slogans, Drive @ earth really, really doesn’t mean a single thing, which might be quite apt in the case of Mitsubishi.
What say you, Best & Brightest? What’s the worst automaker slogan being used right now?
Published April 21st, 2015 7:00 AM
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"Pontiac Is Car". I'll just leave that here....
"Dodge Ram. It's all the Japanese you need to know!"
Holden's current slogan - "Let's Go There". Apparently it tugs on the heartstrings of Australians, or some BS like that. Heartstrings? No. But they were definitely tugging on something...
There are so many "yo Momma" jokes that can be made from a lot of these slogans: Yo Mamma is like a Vauxhall - Once driven, forever smitten. Yo Mamma is like a Volvo - Tested by dummies, driven by the intelligent. Yo Mamma is like a Ford - Quality is Job One Yo Mamma is like a Toyota - Oh what a feeling Yo Mamma is like a BMW - Sheer driving pleasure Snicker....