Steal Me! I'm An F-250

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

Prematurely pronounced dead, trucks are back in favor. They never went out of style with one eclectic clientele: Thieves. “Thieves continue to target large pickups and large SUVs at higher rates than other vehicles,” says the Highway Loss Data Institute (HLDI) that keeps track of these things. “No. 1 on this year’s list, the four-wheel-drive F-250 crew cab, has a claim frequency of 7 per 1,000 insured vehicle years, or nearly 6 times the average for all vehicles.”

The Ford F-250 has replaced the Cadillac Escalade, formerly the most loved by crooks. The HLDI cites “new antitheft technology on the Escalade, as well as its waning popularity,” as the two likely reasons.

“General Motors has put a lot of effort into new antitheft technology, so that may help explain the decline in the Escalade’s theft rate,” says HLDI Vice President Matt Moore. “On the other hand, sales of the Escalade have fallen in recent years, so there may be less of a market for stolen Escalades or Escalade parts.”

If you want to find your car where you left it, get a Toyota Sienna 4WD, or a Jeep Compass. Thieves hate them.

INSURANCE THEFT CLAIMS, 2010-12 PASSENGER VEHICLESVehicle size/typeClaim feq.Avg. loss pmt per claimOverall theft lossesHIGHEST CLAIM RATESFord F-250 crew 4WDvery large pickup7.0$7,060$50Chevrolet Silverado 1500 crewlarge pickup6.7$5,463$37Chevrolet Avalanche 1500very large SUV6.1$6,163$38GMC Sierra 1500 crewlarge pickup6.0$6,366$38Ford F-350 crew 4WDvery large pickup5.6$7,517$42Cadillac Escalade 4WDlarge luxury SUV5.5$6,508$36Chevrolet Suburban 1500very large SUV5.4$4,468$24GMC Sierra 1500 extended cablarge pickup4.7$5,908$28GMC Yukonlarge SUV4.5$6,276$28Chevrolet Tahoelarge SUV4.4$5,367$23LOWEST CLAIM RATESDodge Journey 4WDmidsize SUV0.4$5,016$2Volkswagen Tiguan 4WDsmall SUV0.4$10,352$4Audi A4 4-doormidsize luxury car0.4$13,803$5Acura RDXmidsize luxury SUV0.4$8,701$3Toyota Matrixsmall station wagon0.4$7,782$3Lexus HS 250 hybrid 4-doormidsize luxury car0.4$2,226$1Honda CR-Vsmall SUV0.4$4,630$2Hyundai Tucson 4WDsmall SUV0.4$4,134$2Toyota Sienna 4WDvery large minivan0.5$13,038$6Jeep Compass 4WDsmall SUV0.5$5,527$3AVERAGE ALL PASSENGER VEHICLES1.2$6,532$8Note: Claim frequencies are per 1,000 insured vehicle years; overall
losses are average payments per insured vehicle year.. Source:HLDI
Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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  • CJinSD CJinSD on Jul 09, 2013

    Is there any correlation between theft rates and being too big to fit in 90% of garages?

  • Sigivald Sigivald on Jul 09, 2013

    From what I've learned since getting mine, the SuperDuty series are easy to break into, too - screwdriver to punch out the plastic latch surround and open the lock. I am considering a "Jimmy Jammer", as the most common remedy appears to be called.

    • Sigivald Sigivald on Jul 09, 2013

      (Likewise the F250 Crew 4WD and F350 Crew 4WD in those specific places probably closely map their sales popularity. I can't even remember the last time I saw a post-99 SuperDuty that wasn't 4WD, and I see a *lot* of Crew Cabs. Might be that the majority of the Extended and Standard cabs are low-spec work trucks [like mine] and thus not as juicy as a Crew with more seats to steal and fancier guts?)

  • Alan Well, it will take 30 years to fix Nissan up after the Renault Alliance reduced Nissan to a paltry mess.I think Nissan will eventually improve.
  • Alan This will be overpriced for what it offers.I think the "Western" auto manufacturers rip off the consumer with the Thai and Chinese made vehicles.A Chinese made Model 3 in Australia is over $70k AUD(for 1995 $45k USD) which is far more expensive than a similar Chinesium EV of equal or better quality and loaded with goodies.Chinese pickups are $20k to $30k cheaper than Thai built pickups from Ford and the Japanese brands. Who's ripping who off?
  • Alan Years ago Jack Baruth held a "competition" for a piece from the B&B on the oddest pickup story (or something like that). I think 5 people were awarded the prizes.I never received mine, something about being in Australia. If TTAC is global how do you offer prizes to those overseas or are we omitted on the sly from competing?In the end I lost significant respect for Baruth.
  • Alan My view is there are good vehicles from most manufacturers that are worth looking at second hand.I can tell you I don't recommend anything from the Chrysler/Jeep/Fiat/etc gene pool. Toyotas are overly expensive second hand for what they offer, but they seem to be reliable enough.I have a friend who swears by secondhand Subarus and so far he seems to not have had too many issue.As Lou stated many utes, pickups and real SUVs (4x4) seem quite good.
  • 28-Cars-Later So is there some kind of undiagnosed disease where every rando thinks their POS is actually valuable?83K miles Ok.new valve cover gasket.Eh, it happens with age. spark plugsOkay, we probably had to be kewl and put in aftermarket iridium plugs, because EVO.new catalytic converterUh, yeah that's bad at 80Kish. Auto tranny failing. From the ad: the SST fails in one of the following ways:Clutch slip has turned into; multiple codes being thrown, shifting a gear or 2 in manual mode (2-3 or 2-4), and limp mode.Codes include: P2733 P2809 P183D P1871Ok that's really bad. So between this and the cat it suggests to me someone jacked up the car real good hooning it, because EVO, and since its not a Toyota it doesn't respond well to hard abuse over time.$20,000, what? Pesos? Zimbabwe Dollars?Try $2,000 USD pal. You're fracked dude, park it in da hood and leave the keys in it.BONUS: Comment in the ad: GLWS but I highly doubt you get any action on this car what so ever at that price with the SST on its way out. That trans can be $10k + to repair.
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