Emasculated Americans FAIL Porsche Bigtime. Losers!

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

Europeans: Use instead of Euros. Americans: Use it as a screensaver

Shame, yes, shame on you, Americans, you horrible people. You are the weakest of the globe – when it comes to Porsche’s July numbers. Porsche sales in the U.S. climbed only a miserable one percent. At the same time, people in Europe withdrew their last sinking Euros from faltering banks and moved them to the safety of a new 911 or Cayman.

JulyYear to date20122011YoY20122011YoYWorld12,39110,72216%81,56271,38114%Europe4,5943,67725%30,61825,41720%Germany1,6941,29231%11,2309,18322%Americas3,3393,2493%22,53821,6944%USA2,8032,7681%19,25318,3105%Asia-Pacific4,4583,79617%28,40624,27017%China2,9362,48418%18,21014,75123%

Porsche sales in Europe rose a whopping 25 percent in July, in Germany, they rocketed up by 31 percent. China, up 18 percent in July, was Porsche’s largest single country market. America used to be Number One in Porsche sales. HAS BEEN. You wretched Americans could not keep it up.

What’s wrong with you, guys? Broke? Go, get your Prius.

Europeans: Use instead of Euros. Americans: Use it as a screensaver


Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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  • Juniper Juniper on Aug 14, 2012

    What? No porcupine jokes?

  • GEE - I wonder why a high-maintenance, overly expensive compact sports car and a God ugly 4-door would have trouble selling during a period in our recession where we truly aren't certain whether or not things are getting better? Why aren't people just spending money without a second thought?

  • Pig_Iron This message is for Matthew Guy. I just want to say thank you for the photo article titled Tailgate Party: Ford Talks Truck Innovations. It was really interesting. I did not see on the home page and almost would have missed it. I think it should be posted like Corey's Cadillac series. 🙂
  • Analoggrotto Hyundai GDI engines do not require such pathetic bandaids.
  • Slavuta They rounded the back, which I don't like. And inside I don't like oval shapes
  • Analoggrotto Great Value Seventy : The best vehicle in it's class has just taken an incremental quantum leap towards cosmic perfection. Just like it's great forebear, the Pony Coupe of 1979 which invented the sportscar wedge shape and was copied by the Mercedes C111, this Genesis was copied by Lexus back in 1998 for the RX, and again by BMW in the year of 1999 for the X5, remember the M Class from the Jurassic Park movie? Well it too is a copy of some Hyundai luxury vehicles. But here today you can see that the de facto #1 luxury SUV in the industry remains at the top, the envy of every drawing board, and pentagon data analyst as a pure statement of the finest automotive design. Come on down to your local Genesis dealership today and experience acronymic affluence like never before.
  • SCE to AUX Figure 160 miles EPA if it came here, minus the usual deductions.It would be a dud in the US market.
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