Adventures In Marketing: Mr. Tredia!

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

So there’s this gaijin with one-piece injection-molded plastic hair, like Ken, and he’s firing up the Tredia in some Delysid ic maze. Then he sees these, uh, geese


My Cordia/Tredia obsession has reached an alarming level, which means I’m scouring the Internetz for ads for the nearly-extinct-in-North-America Mitsubishis. This one, for the Japanese-market ’82 Tredia, features “Mr. Tredia.” Where Mr. Tredia goes, that’s where happiness grows; it’s sort of like the Edison Lighthouse song, only with abducted children and geese laying eggs in Mr. Tredia’s car. What does it all mean? It means I need to start shopping for a clean Tredia, of course!

Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • Rpn453 Rpn453 on Oct 19, 2011

    My new favorite car commercial.

  • Sprocketboy Sprocketboy on Oct 19, 2011

    A great commercial but what happened to the little boy who was accompanying Goose Girl? Did Mr. Tredia just abduct her and the geese and leave him behind? Is he in the trunk witht the goslings?

  • SCE to AUX Fisker filed for reorganization in Austria - the end is near.https://insideevs.com/news/718875/fisker-reorganization-austria/
  • MaintenanceCosts More or less an admission that the radar-only cars will never do anything that could reasonably be marketed as "Full Self-Driving."
  • Bd2 The coolest true SUV on the market. Change my mind.
  • VoGhost Fettle, racket, wade, throne -- what's going on with Matthew?
  • Mcw I have only seen one on the road in Northern California, but I have to say I liked the appearance. Too bad.
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