By on August 7, 2011

40-year-old cars have an edge on the Index of Effluency, LeMons racing’s top prize. Chrysler products also have an edge. And, of course, French cars have a huge edge on the IOE. When you race a car that’s simultaneously 40 years old, a Chrysler, and French… well, just keep it running most of the weekend and the big trophy is likely to go home with you.

The SimcaCUDA, aka Le Mopar, is a 1971 Simca 1204, which could be purchased in Chrysler showrooms back in the day alongside rebadged Hillman Avengers and rebadged Mitsubishi Galants. What kind of madman would dare to race such a terrible car at brutal, hilly Thunderhill Raceway? We’re talking about Unununium Legend of LeMons honoree Spank, of course. This is Spank’s third Index of Effluency trophy, following his 998cc Austin Mini’s win at the ’09 Buttonwillow Histrionics and his 1971 Citroën ID19’s win at the ’10 Sears Pointless race (he went on to drive the Citroën from San Diego to Miami, in order to race it at the ’10 LeMons season-ender, so you know we’re dealing with a serious madman here).

The best part about the SimcaCUDA’s Index of Effluency win today is that second-place Eyesore Racing ran out of gas on the checkered-flag lap and was pushed across the finish line by the Simca (thanks to Dave Coleman for the photo). Congratulations, Le Mopar!

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11 Comments on “And the Real Winner Is…...”

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    The nose of that car strongly resembles a 78 Ford Fiesta, something I’ve never noticed before.

    But a French Mopar, now that’s special.

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    Educator(of teachers)Dan

    Love to see that Eminem picture redone for the various countries differnt Fiat Group products are assembled in.

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    Congratulations Spank! It was great meeting you all at Ares Sweat-a-palooza! Thanks for allowing me lap in the LeMony Mini. Moke at Infineon?:)

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    The only thing that could have made it better is if it were an L body. Fantastic!

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    he seems to choose old cars that handled ok back in their day

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    He’s not pushing him, he’s just giving him a little bump draft.

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    These cars were not “terrible” as someone said. In their time and place they served their purpose in their marketplace exceptionally well.

    Not only that, they were at least as technologically sophisticated as any front wheel drive built in North America around the same time, if not for a decade or more later.

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    Wow, congratulations, Spanks! What is really amazing is that this Simca 1204 is one of only three or so running in the United States! Whenever Spanks needs technical help or advice or parts, those of us who know him (and we all drive rear-engined Simca 1000s) could basically just scratch our heads and defer to Spanks as the new Simca 1204 subject matter expert!!
    Bravo!! It’s true, the Simca 1204 was a technological trailblazer when introduced in 1968, but 40 years later, it obviously takes a very talented man to enter, and win!!
    Best of everything to you!!
    Matt Cotton
    Lake Parsippany, NJ
    1965 Simca 1000
    1969 Simca 1118
    1969 Renault 16

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