Sell, Lease, Rent or Kill: 1996 Pontiac Bonneville SE

Steven Lang
by Steven Lang

It’s 1992 and Pontiac is the division of driving excitement. A power hungry driver with leather gloves and an intense maniacal stare takes on the ‘call of the road’ in between TV football games. His beautiful black Bonneville, 200+ horsepower, screeches from a stand still and thrusts right to the edge of the posted speed limit… and not a single mph more. No Cadillac zags through double yellow lines. No country clubber saying, “You bet your Ascot!” This is GM in the heart of the Stempel era. Another frigging rental car marketed as sporty.

Fast forward 18 years later and I have the 1996 version of the exact same car. 3800 V6. 102,000 original miles. I bought it for $1500 and threw in a new water pump and tune-up. Overall I have about $1800 in this plasticized, full-sized Pontiac. Not a bad amount given the mileage and the good paint. The question now is what to do?

If I sell it, I would likely get around $2800 to $3300. A lot of older folks, especially black folks in metro-Atlanta, like to have a full-sized vehicle for their commutes. The Bonneville offers a scintilla of sport to an otherwise dull and arduous commuting process in Hotlanta. With tax season coming up it would have no trouble selling at that price range.

The finance route is a bit nicer to consider. $500 to $700 down, $60 a week for 18 months is a strong possibility. A lot of my late 90’s full-sized Detroit metal can go for that price and beyond depending on the condition and features. A pristine leather interior is probably the biggest ingredient in the recipe as far as resale goes. Exterior is a bit less important. Miles are even less important than that… and I would argue that the name is the least important of all. Park Avenue’s, Olds 88’s and 98’s, Bonneville’s, LeSabres… whether they are mid-sized or full-sized luxury American cars means squat. The proof is in the ‘loaded’ interior which always requires leather, a premium sound system (for the 90’s), and a long list of neat little comfort features.

Rental is definitely a consideration here. $100 to $140 a week. This car could have a very long life in the smooth roads of North Georgia. A Bonneville will eventually have more suspension issues than a Crown Vic or Grand Marquis. But these cars are dirt cheap to fix and like the Ford brethren, Detroit made them forever. I could see this cruiser having another 100k worth of driving ahead if I maintain it with the right parts and customers. The users and abusers can drive the Cavaliers.

So should I sell it for the quick buck? Finance it and receive more in due time? Or keep a short leash on it and rent the Bonneville until it’s better days are behind it.


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  • Omnifan Omnifan on Dec 01, 2010

    I got $3700 for my 98 with 110K. Rent this one, but change the upper intake manifold and install a reduced diameter EGR stovepipe. Then it will run forever.

  • Accs Accs on Dec 14, 2010

    Hmmm.. I'd only ever bother with this... If it was the SSEI version.. in the dark green.. and the gold wheels. If ya gonna go.. go BIG. Then again.. I'd only ever bother with this NOW, if I had a gun to my head and someone else waiting to smack me n the head with a 20lb frying pan and a meat tenderizer.

  • 28-Cars-Later "Farley expressed his belief that Ford would figure things out in the next few years."Ford death watch starts now.
  • JMII My wife's next car will be an EV. As long as it costs under $42k that is totally within our budget. The average cost of a new ICE car is... (checks interwebs) = $47k. So EVs are already in the "affordable" range for today's new car buyers.We already have two other ICE vehicles one of which has a 6.2l V8 with a manual. This way we can have our cake and eat it too. If your a one vehicle household I can see why an EV, no matter the cost, may not work in that situation. But if you have two vehicles one can easily be an EV.My brother has an EV (Tesla Model Y) along with two ICE Porsche's (one is a dedicated track car) and his high school age daughters share an EV (Bolt). I fully assume his daughters will never drive an ICE vehicle. Just like they have never watched anything but HiDef TV, never used a land-line, nor been without an iPad. To them the concept of an ICE power vehicle is complete ridiculous - you mean you have to STOP driving to put some gas in and then PAY for it!!! Why? the car should already charged and the cost is covered by just paying the monthly electric bill.So the way I see it the EV problem will solve itself, once all the boomers die off. Myself as part of Gen X / MTV Generation will have drive a mix of EV and ICE.
  • 28-Cars-Later [Model year is 2010] "and mileage is 144,000"Why not ask $25,000? Oh too cheap, how about $50,000?Wait... the circus is missing one clown, please report to wardrobe. 2010 AUDI A3 AWD 4D HATCHBACK PREMIUM PLUS
  • 28-Cars-Later So Honda are you serious again or will the lame continue?
  • Fred I had a 2009 S-line mine was chipped but otherwise stock. I still say it was the best "new" car I ever had. I wanted to get the new A3, but it was too expensive, didn't come with a hatch and no manual.
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