By on June 9, 2010

Salutations, my good friends of the United States of America!

I am Mrs. Cammu Cori-Ganacha, the third wife of the former Nigeria head of State who died on the 8th  of June, 1998. Under the strictest of confidence, I bring sad news that Automotive World are reporting that our good friends of Stuttgart, Daimler AG, are under investigation from the oppressive regime that is Nigeria’s Economic and Financial Crimes Commission for alleged bribes of 15 million of your U.S dollars. The alleged crimes of this upstanding and fine German company go back the 1970’s when they set up a joint with a local vehicle assembler called Anammco.

As you can read at Reuters, Daimler has sold their stake in this fine, totally incorrupt venture 2007 in line with its policy not to invest in companies that are partly government-owned. A spokesperson for the oppressive regime, which overthrew my family, said that “We opened investigations into the Daimler/Anammco scam recently following a judgment in the US where some Nigerians were convicted in relation to the Daimler bribery scam,”. I personally believe that our German friends paid the U.S Government 185 million of your U.S dollars out of the goodness of their hearts. If a friend wants to give another friend some money I believe this is a good thing. Which is what I want to do for you. Through this transaction, I have come into some money to the figure of 15 million of your U.S dollars via some Germans friends. However, I cannot get it out of Nigeria without incurring a Nigerian export tax. I will agree to compensate your sincere and candid effort in this regard with 20% of the fund when finally received in your Bank account after clearing the consignment from the security firm.

Please, all contacts must be made through my Lawyer Barrister Dede Okoko of Okoko Chambers on this E-mail address: [email protected]. I look forward to your quick response.

Regards, Mrs. Cammu Cori-Ganacha

[ED: How did this get past my spam filters?]

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12 Comments on “Letter From The Widow Of A Deceased Nigerian Ruler In Re Daimler AG...”

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    Sounds true to me… the part about the Daimler bribes that is.

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      You mean I shouldn’t have given that lawyer my account number? What’s wrong with that? Are you some kind of racist or something? Discriminating against black money?

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      The last one I got (I have pretty good SPAM filter now) was from a supposed Chinese citizen who had export business out of Hong Kong and needed help getting an account established in the US. I guess that makes me a discriminator against Asian money as well.

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    If those folks would ever apply their creativity to honest enterprise, they would be formidable competitors for the rest of the world.

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    long story short – Very unattractive/lonely lady at work, some of her co-workers decided that they would create a profile for on e-harmony, yahoo, etc. Out of Blue, nice looking english guy takes an interest, they develop a nice loving internet relationship. As the love grows, he asks for her hand in marrage and he will fly over as soon as he finishes his assignment. Two days before he is to come, he has a problem, he has a $10,000 check that he cannot get cashed in england as it is written out of another country, could she please deposit in her account and wire the money to him (he emailed a picture of the ring he was bringing), she, very much in love, bragging to all of her co-workers who tell her that this is a scam and to NOT DO IT, but what did they know, he loved her. She deposited the check, wired the money, went to the airport, no one got off the plane, during the emotional break-down in the car, hoping for a phone call explaining, the phone rings…it’s the bank calling to let her know that the check did not clear and they needed thier money. They found her in a vacant parking lot near the airport with an empty bottle of sleeping pills, she didn’t wake up.

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      That is the saddest thing I’ve ever read on this site.

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      Cammy Corrigan

      I thought my articles were the saddest things on this site? I’m…well….sad at that!

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      She was my employee, just wanted you to understand who these things are aimed at and why they work, she wasn’t stupid, just alone.

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      Very sad story. May she rest in peace, and may her criminal predator burn in Hell.

      (It is because of things like this that I don’t give up on there being a Heaven – just because if there is one, then there must be a counter-balancing Hell with space-enough reserved for creeps like the one that ripped-off this lady’s money, dignity, and life.)

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    I’m ready… send me a small retainer of just $1m to help me pay for legal fees…

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    Sounds good.

    I’ll get my Law Firm “Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, Sue, Grabbitt & Runne” on it. Hopefully the Barrister Okoko and Mrs Cori-Ganacha are up to the task.

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