Piston Slap: Mehta Remembers Another Reason to Hate CAFE
Theodore writes:
So the other day I tested a Pontiac G8 GXP, just because I could. I ease away from a traffic light and as I go for the 1-2 shift, it gets hung up. Wouldn’t go into gear. I realize now that what I was experiencing was GM’s dreaded 1-4 skip-shift, except that of course I was trying to go into second, it wanted fourth, and, well, we just weren’t [synchro]meshing. Short of flooring it everywhere (not that I’d mind, just that you can’t always), what’s the best way to deal with – or outright eliminate – the skip-shift? And do any other cars besides GM’s family of V-8 six-speeds have this “feature?”
Sajeev answers:
Oh my damn! That’s my favorite bullshit modification to tilt CAFE standards for an automaker’s benefit. This scam is the most revolting proof that CAFE is a loophole-ridden system designed to make politicians feel good about their actions . . . and not much else. It might also help V8 GM products avoid the gas-guzzler tax, but I couldn’t possibly know for sure. [Ed: nope.]
Sorry, where was I? Right, the G8 GXP you drove that I could not drive.
Back in the day, the aftermarket made a bypass wiring harness that eliminated GM’s awful 1-4 skip shift. Dealer service departments rarely checked, or cared if they were installed. The same is true today, but the technology changed.
Thanks to OBD-II microprocessors (and the hackers that crack ‘em), today’s 1-4 skip shifters meet their maker with an ECU re-flash. It’s simple, effective and not too expensive. But that’s not all, folks: a quality ECU re-flash usually eliminates torque management in GM’s drive-by-wire throttle, increases horsepower for premium fuel by up to 25hp (more for turbocharged applications) and eliminates top-end speed limiters. It’s an epic win on all fronts.
[Send your technical queries to mehta@ttac.com]
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Sounds like fun, with the exception of the sound of the turning signal.
It's worth noting that the driver/owner of the GXP in this video is a moderator at the GRRRR8 forums. This is a first video-taped run of his GXP with the American Racing Headers Long-tube headers. So this is not stock.