Hammer Time: Old Volvos

hammer time old volvos

I hate the word fetish. It beckons the thoughts of neurotic foot lickers and perverts the world over. I always believed the word “aficionado” was more apt for my liking of old Volvos. It’s true that a lot of normal folks idolize the Porsches and Ferarris that embody the “speed” of the automotive experience. Some of us love the luxuruies of Rolls Royces and Bentleys . . . hell some idolize the Toyonda clones for their high quality and simplicity. In times past I’ve been ‘all’ there. I love the contributions all these manufacturers have given to our culture and our garages. But these days, I really appreciate longevity . . . and frugality . . . and functionality . . . which is why I absolutely love old Volvos.

An enclosed pickup, hauler of seven, leather, sunroof, seats that you can sit in for hours on end. Throw in a powertrain you can’t kill with live ammunition and lines that exude function and strength, and you’ve got the classic Volvo wagon. When you turn the key the red brick engine gives forth this declaration of, “Vroom!!! I’m there! Let’s go!” That 4-cylinder engine will often be attached to a wagon body that still offers better fuel economy and towing capability than many of today’s substitutes.

Servicing is grade school easy. Most everything except the heater core is in arms reach. And the prior owners? Old Volvos tend to be the most conservatively driven, well loved and well maintained vehicles out there. I can literally count on both hands the number of hour plus conversations I’ve had with prior owners after buying their Volvos at the auctions.

As for the rest of it? Well, I’ll put it this way. Volvo’s of the late 1980s and early 1990s were made to last 18 years on average . . . in Scandinavia. With Georgia having the smoothest of roads and a blissfully rust-free climate, I can probably drive one until the steel wheels finally turn as square as the rest of the vehicle. But as fate has it, I recently needed to use one to return an old favor given to me years ago. This past week I had a grandma trade in her 1992 740 wagon for a 2004 Dodge Grand Caravan. It was love. But as with that old Camry I wrote about a week ago, I knew it was time to take the good fortunes of my past and “Pass it Forward.”

Since a good friend of mine knew of a young couple starting out, I decided to sell it to them for $1000 after performing a 200-mile test drive around metro-Atlanta. High quality parts, a gentle hand, and diligent maintenance will hopefully continue to make this old Volvo a keeper car, and deservedly so.

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  • Ashy Larry Ashy Larry on Apr 16, 2009
    Anyone have any opinions on the other Swedish icon, the SAAB 900 from the 80s? All the same virtues (and vices) as the Volvo's of that era. Indestructable engines, solid construction, confidence-inpiring handling, tons of cargo room (especially in the hatchbacks), but shaky ancillary components. Transmissions are a weak point in the fundamentals, though, especially on the turbos; type-a owners will use a synthetic like Reddline MTL on manuals. Automatics are to be avoided at all costs. The other issue with 900's is to avoid the n/a 2.1l engines (found on post 1990 models); bad head gaskets mostly. Pre 1988 900's had the e-brake on the front calipers; the complexity of that, combined with road dirt and gunk, would cause calipers to freeze and ruin rotors (happend to me 3 times in 10 years of ownership). I find them preferable because of their funkiness, winter handling (unstoppable with a set of snows), sporty demeanor and uniqueness.

  • Kristjan Ambroz Kristjan Ambroz on Apr 19, 2009

    Newer ones are decidedly worse in this respect. Got a very carefully maintained 850T-5R from 1995, with 220k miles and a 2000 S80T-6 with 105k. The 850 was bulletproof till around 125k, when the first small niggles stated appearing. It took ten or so visits over 3 years, till they could replace every single AC component to get it fixed, for instance. The first major mechanical niggle was a gearbox sensor for the autobox at 130k. Then more serious stuff happened at around 140k - the engine practically went - the conrod broke on the third cylinder and then most of the rest went rather quickly - i.e. over the next minute, while I was trying to get off the highway and stop. In any case it turned out a new engine was cheaper than fixing it. It has simply lost its reliability since - it's still fine for short trips but I got stranded several times on longer journeys in spite of immaculate maintenance. A bit sad but it seems about 8 years is the duration that one was really built for. The S-80 seems not to have been built for leaving the factory in the first place. I guess the average time between failures was perhaps 5k miles, if that. And some of the 'failures' were dramatically dangerous - like the plastic undercladding on the engine (for better aero) detaching itself at around 130mph on the highway (in Germany, where such speeds are legal - to prevent debate on that point). It was in a curve and I can only call myself and the car behind me lucky that it did not hit the rear wheels or the car following, as it would likely have been fatal. Simply lost all trust in the brand since, and all the friends with Volvos have similar horror stories to report. Quite sad how the brand slipped...

  • 01 Deville https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/new/nl-New-Toyota-Sienna-Madison-d308_L39766
  • Lou_BC This would be a good colour for anyone that would actually use their truck offroad, on gravel roads, in the winter or poor visibility situations.
  • EBFlex “getting a full charge in just about three hours or so. Not that it would’ve mattered if I couldn’t charge – I’d just run on gas.”And this folks is why PHEVs are the future and pure EVs will remain vanity products for the rich.
  • Pmirp1 Simple. Electrics are not yet prime time. In time, they may become the norm. For now, they are still the new kid on the block. A curosity. A status symbol. They are not the work horse of American life. Everyone knows that. You buy it because it is fast. It makes you feel like, you know, Prius like 10-15 years ago.Electrics have improved. Tesla is without a doubt the standard bearer. Still, long way to go before they can be your ONE vehicle. So companies charge more because these things are coooool. Not real.
  • Rich Benkwitt I’ll take that red and white 2 door and I guess the 4 banger so I can have the manual tranny just like my 1969 Bronco. I have my Wildtrak on order now waiting impatiently!
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