By on May 19, 2007


It was the mother of all drifts. Forty feet behind me, the back of the passenger bus was coming around fast, threatening to wipe out a block’s worth of cars parked across the street. By the time I caught the first slide, I had overcompensated. My arms were a whirling dervish on the giant steering wheel, flying back and forth, until the bus straightened out. No need to stop for coffee THAT day; I was wide awake on a triple-shot of adrenalin.

I was always on the lookout for creative ways to entertain myself on pre-dawn (empty) bus runs, but this one caught me off-guard. Midway through the corner, the pavement changed from asphalt to smooth brick cobblestones. As always, I floored it. An imperceptibly-thin sheen of frost on the bricks provided no resistance to the 8V-71 Detroit Diesel out back. All my wintertime Corvair-hooning experience finally paid off.

I had always wanted to be a bus driver. I started preparing early. Aged five, my favorite toy was a highly-detailed toy bus. I would lie on the floor for hours, gazing through the windows, imagining all my (future) passengers and the adventures (drifts?) I would take them on.

In Austria in the fifties, the yellow and black Post-buses were the vital transport link between the villages clinging to the Alpine mountainsides. They looked like a 1940’s school bus: rounded, with a graceful hood out front. There was lots of glass, curving right up into the roof, which had a giant fabric sunroof. On sunny days, the driver rolled it back like sardine can lid, revealing the Alpine scenery in its full splendor.

It’s one of my most joyful childhood memories: sitting on a tan leather seat behind the driver, watching him shift gears and navigate the throbbing Steyr diesel through the blind hair-pin curves, announcing his presence with the four-tone melodic horn: ta-taa, ta-taa.

One day in 1975, I woke up and decided to fulfill my childhood dream– even if there were no alpine hairpin curves in Iowa City. I got the job though my usual technique: pestering. I showed up at the transit company’s office every other day. Within three weeks, I was behind the wheel.

I’d driven big trucks, but piloting my first bus felt a bit strange the first time. I sat right up against the giant bulging front window of a GMC “new look” bus. It was like staring out a living-room picture window of a mobile home. The only major surprise: the steering was un-assisted and, therefore, profoundly slow, as I learned that hair-raising morning.

I took my schedule very seriously. I treated bus-driving as a time-trial rally and drove…briskly.

As a bus driver in a university town, I got few complaints. Some of my youthful passengers actually egged me on. There’s nothing like a little group-hooning to evoke a little winter-morning cheer before classes.

During a particularly heavy snow-storm, I drove like a fiend to stay on schedule. My passengers were not going to get home late. I eventually caught up with the bus that was supposed to be twenty minutes ahead of me. As we passed my less committed colleague, a spontaneous cheer erupted from the back of the bus.

Tooling around town in the bus was generally a relaxed affair, with a few notable exceptions.

I was relief-driving one day, and momentarily forgot my route. Rather than finding a suitably enormous space in which to turn the big bus around, I took a shortcut through a several-block-long weedy lot. It turned out to be much rougher than I’d expected.

The old ladies heading to the mall were flabbergasted (and jostled) by our mutual off-road adventure. Worse, the bus almost bogged down in the uneven surface. If I had, I would have been on the news that evening. And out of a job.

Another time, the bus’ 40’ long throttle linkage suddenly stuck wide open– a block away from the high school parking lot on the day of the school’s annual carnival fund-raiser. I also remember sliding down a hill and across an intersection, wheels locked, surfing on a mat of wet, greasy leaves.

Spring arrived and wanderlust struck again. One morning, heading to an office park by I-80, I announced to my passengers that the bus had been hijacked to California. Some chuckled. One or two cheered me on, shouting “do it.”

But there were plenty of icy stares. Sensing a collective failure of enthusiasm, I reluctantly abandoned my plan, and drove them to their cubicles.

I quit and bought my own bus, a 1968 Dodge van. I paneled the inside with birch plywood, built a bed in back and cut in windows. Only one passenger signed-on for the one-way trip to California. But she had plenty of enthusiasm. It was enough.

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19 Comments on “Auto-Biography 17: Bus We Must...”

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    Damn hilarious! Thanks for making my morning, Paul.

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    Paul, you really have earned your keep on the automotive scene. Imagine me even entertaining the thought that you could not shift a manual transmission without using the clutch (after your account of driving farm tractors when you were just a toddler). I bet you can shift your gears without clutching better than the average Joe manages to drag his lever into the D-slot! By the way – did the buses you drove have a manual tranny?

  • avatar
    Bill Wade

    This brought an early morning smile.

    Thanks. :)

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    Looking forward to next week’s installment.

    Just HOW enthusiastic was your passenger?

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    PLEASE, don’t encourage him.

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    Something about Bus’s and kids. How many times have you played Bus Driver with your friends as a young’n, or seen other kids do the same? Just sit at the end of the table during a large family gathering, turn the chair around, grab the dinner plate and your driving a packed bus. You don’t play Taxi Driver now do you? It’s always a bus. Maybe it’s the size of the thing that does it.

    Fun reading for the morning, nice work!

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    Paul Niedermeyer


    Automatics. Allison perfected the HD automatic back in the late forties or so. It was a two-speed; kinda like a big Powerglide. First was a very broad-range torque-converter, to let the diesel spool up to full revs from the get go. It sounded like a CVT without steps. At about 35-40mph, it would drop into second, which bypassed the torque converter. It was like a direct cruising gear.

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    Was the passenger mommy?

    Seriously though, it was a great read… one of my favorites.

  • avatar
    Paul Niedermeyer


    No! There were (quite a few) others before mommy. Hope that doesn’t come as a surprise to you, dear son.

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    Fun never ends! (Ed, keep asking him potentially embarrassing questions!)

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    Lesley Wimbush

    I love it! Keep ’em coming Paul!

  • avatar
    Steven Lang

    Your posts are always one of the highlights of my week.

    By the way, do you have any trolley related escapades? Just curious.

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    Paul Niedermeyer

    Steven Lang,

    Thanks. One of my unfulfilled desires. I loved riding the venerable trolleys in Innsbruck as a child.

    Of course, drifting a trolley would be…challenging.

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    Bus drivers don’t get near the credit they should (transit or school bus both). Especially making runs in the winter when it’s dark and slippery. Keeping track of pickups and dropoffs, and traffic is a real challenge. It’s no easy job – props to our bus drivers!

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    At the age of 21, I declined an offer to drive the town’s buses in favor of a higher paying factory job. Dammit!!! You don’t get too many good stories out of a factory job.

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    It looks like Iwill be the first to post regarding the photo.

    After clicking on this editorial and seeing the attached image, I was immediately transported to being a teeneager back in Edmonton, Alberta and being forced to ride what amounted to local public transportation. In fact I had to google images for the ETS just make make sure I was seeing what I was seeing – indeed it was. You appear to have posted an image of an Edmonton Transit Services bus, circa 1985 (?) – unless that logo and colour scheme is more common that I would suspect. And of all the pictures of buses, what are the odds…

    Anyway, article aside, thanks for stirring those memories.

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    When this comes out in hardcover, I want the first copy. This warms my heart more than snuggling puppies

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    Paul Niedermeyer


    Thanks. But you’re going to have to settle for copy #2, because Farago gets #1 for his support and encouragement.

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    If you want to drift a trolley, go look up the meaning of “split switch” …good luck keeping it upright!

    Great stories BTW…keep ’em coming!

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