Ace of Base: 2017 Lexus ES 350

This will not be my most popular Ace of Base. Why? Well, the general consensus of most gearheads is Lexus sedans are awash with gravitas, exhibiting all the excitement of a sleepy sloth and the soul of plain oatmeal.

That’s you and me, though. The harsh light of reality reveals a legion of people in our nation with their Diamond Anniversary in the rearview mirror and a regular booth at the Golden Corral. Their backs ache and their feet hurt. Truth be told, they’d probably rather not be driving at all, preferring to stay home and watch NCIS reruns.

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  • Tailpipe Tommy "Easier navigation functionality." You know what's easy? iDrive 6/7. Peak functionality, actual knobs/ buttons, fast, intuitive, not buggy. Everything after 7 has been an unmitigated disaster. Can't wait for iDrive 9, when they completely switch hardware & software platforms and base it all on Android Auto OS. Also the screen will probably be so big that it will block the driver's view out of the car.
  • UncleAL I hereby present my offer to buy Fisker, in all cash, for a dollar two ninety !Or, I can just max out my credit card ($1,000 limit)....
  • FreedMike No way anyone could have seen this coming.
  • MaintenanceCosts Land is never going to be a bad thing to own. I'm indifferent to the house - no desire to live in SoCal - but I'd love to own the land underneath it.
  • Mike978 Fisker needs to sell his house and give the money to stockholders and others swindled by him.