Ask Jack: A Young Man Traveling Without Commitment?

Jack Baruth
by Jack Baruth

“It should not be denied… that being footloose has always exhilarated us. It is associated in our minds with escape from history and oppression and law and irksome obligations, with absolute freedom, and the road has always led West.” —Wallace Stegner

Got an unusual question via email the other day. It comes from a young man who will be familiar to you but whom we will not explicitly identify. He was once a writer, once an editor, and now a financier, having achieved escape velocity from this ragged, scuttling business into the security and prestige of grown men’s endeavors. There was a time that he worked for me, and a time that I worked for him. It seems difficult to believe that we met eight full years ago.

Anyway, in the course of our various conversations, this Canadian fellow (we’ll call him “Bo”) happened to mention his upcoming travel plans and his need for some companionship along the way, preferably of the short-term, transaction-oriented variety.

I’m considering a road trip from Buffalo or Detroit to somewhere on the west coast. Will likely rent a car to do it. Any suggestions? Thinking Impala or Charger or some American full size that will be comfortable, good on the highway but won’t be a gas guzzler.

Bo is no longer imprisoned by the surly bonds of financial grounding that entwine most of us, so my first response to this was: “Rent yourself a Benz C63S from Hertz Dream Cars and floss in style from Windsor to Wilshire.” Unfortunately, that particular automobile, and most of the cars in the Hertz collection, have a mileage limit of 100 (or less) per day, with an excess charge of between 50 cents and three bucks per mile. Assuming Bo can drive 500 miles a day with no trouble and 800 miles in a pinch, that could add up to a couple thousand dollars extra. That’s real money for most people, even your Sherman McCoy types.

So I’m afraid I’ll have to make a slightly more prosaic recommendation. What’s required here is something that is absolutely at ease on the American freeway, a car that can cruise at 80 mph while maintaining a quiet interior and keeping fuel consumption to a reasonable trickle. The Impala would be fine for this. The Charger would be a bit noisier but a bit more characterful, even in its five-speed form that’s no longer available today. There’s also something to be said for driving a Charger in the United States nowadays as far as obtaining a slightly elevated level of highway courtesy from residents of certain states.

It’s currently possible to rent an Avalon or its generic-label equivalent, the Azera, from certain agencies. In either case, you get a bit more refinement and interior quality at the cost of slightly inferior over-the-road handling and behavior. I suppose one could also make the case for a Highlander or even a Tahoe, although wind noise goes up and fuel economy goes wayyyyy down in those cases.

When all is said and done, however, I believe the best choice for this all-American road trip is the all-American car straight-outta-Brampton-Ontario: the inimitable Chrysler 300C. It’s a true sweetheart: handsome, solid, quiet on the road, powerful enough to sprint ahead of traffic, comfortable enough to run a thousand miles a day. The stereo is brilliant, the seats are remarkable. It’s one of my favorite automobiles, although my personal preferences for configuration run in the direction of the no-longer-available-in-the-states 300C SRT-8.

Somehow I doubt that most of the B&B feels the same way, so have at it. What would you rent? And, just to vary up the responses a bit: what route would you take from Buffalo to Los Angeles?

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  • Chaparral Chaparral on Mar 09, 2017

    From personal experience on a long road trip: Camaro V6. Connection to the road beats all, and 35 mpg on the freeway rocks. For the route, go to Pittsburgh, Morgantown, Charleston, Bristol, Knoxville, Nashville, Memphis, Little Rock, Dallas, El Paso, Tucson, Yuma, San Diego. That has you driving through the broadest variety of American landscapes.

  • HotPotato HotPotato on Mar 10, 2017

    CHALLENGER all day every day for a long road trip. Comfort, power, presence, space, MPG, and vastly better visibility than a Camaro or Mustang, plus Uconnect works a treat and even the base stereo sounds good. Other pony cars? Nope. The 'Stang has a blind spot the size of Massachusetts, and the Camaro has gun slits instead of windows. Other options from FCA's menu of tank-like full-sizers? Nah. The 300's light steering is appalling, and the Charger in a rental-aisle dark color is a) butt-ugly and b) liable to make the car in front of you slam on the brakes, thinking you're Johnny Law. (I'd totally take a Charger in eye-searing bright frog green with a white perforated leather interior though...that's a combination you can order, too!)

  • Tassos A terrible bargain, as are all of Tim's finds, unless they can be had at 1/2 or 1/5th the asking price.For this fugly pig, I would not buy it at any price. My time is too valuable to flip ugly Mitsus.FOr those who know these models, is that silly spoiler in the trunk really functional? And is its size the best for optimizing performance? Really? Why do we never see a GTI or other "hot hatches' and poor man's M3s similarly fitted? Is the EVO trying to pose as a short and fat 70s ROadrunner?Beep beep!
  • Carson D Even Tesla can't make money on EVs anymore. There are far too many being produced, and nowhere near enough people who will settle for one voluntarily. Command economies produce these results. Anyone who thinks that they're smarter than a free market at allocating resources has already revealed that they are not.
  • MaintenanceCosts I wish more vehicles in our market would be at or under 70" wide. Narrowness makes everything easier in the city.
  • El scotto They should be supping with a very, very long spoon.
  • El scotto [list=1][*]Please make an EV that's not butt-ugly. Not Jaguar gorgeous but Buick handsome will do.[/*][*] For all the golf cart dudes: A Tesla S in Plaid mode will be the fastest ride you'll ever take.[/*][*]We have actual EV owners posting on here. Just calmly stated facts and real world experience. This always seems to bring out those who would argue math.[/*][/list=1]For some people an EV will never do, too far out in the country, taking trips where an EV will need recharged, etc. If you own a home and can charge overnight an EV makes perfect sense. You're refueling while you're sleeping.My condo association is allowing owners to install chargers. You have to pay all of the owners of the parking spaces the new electric service will cross. Suggested fee is 100$ and the one getting a charger pays all the legal and filing fees. I held out for a bottle of 30 year old single malt.Perhaps high end apartments will feature reserved parking spaces with chargers in the future. Until then non home owners are relying on public charge and one of my neighbors is in IT and he charges at work. It's call a perk.I don't see company owned delivery vehicles that are EV's. The USPS and the smiley boxes should be the 1st to do this. Nor are any of our mega car dealerships doing this and but of course advertising this fact.I think a great many of the EV haters haven't came to the self-actualization that no one really cares what you drive. I can respect and appreciate what you drive but if I was pushed to answer, no I really don't care what you drive. Before everyone goes into umbrage over my last sentence, I still like cars. Especially yours.I have heated tiles in my bathroom and my kitchen. The two places you're most likely to be barefoot. An EV may fall into to the one less thing to mess with for many people.Macallan for those who were wondering.
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