Gentlemen Prefer Blondes: Ursula Piech Joins Volkswagen Board

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

Last week, Volkswagen Chairman Ferdinand Piech celebrated his 75th birthday. Yesterday, the presents arrived. Volkswagen bought the maker of Piech’s motorcycle, Ducati. Piech’s contract as chairman was extended by 5 years. And a buxom blonde received a seat on the board: Piech’s wife Ursula.

When Piech took over as CEO of Volkswagen in 1992, he was known for his sharp tongue. He also had a reputation as a master swordsman. He mass-produced children. As a student, he maximized output of a short-lived marriage with Corina – the marriage produced 5 children. He then had an affair with the wife of his cousin Gerd Porsche. Although not married, they produced two children. There were two more children, “from another connection.”

1982, Piech is R&D chief at Audi, and someone needs to watch the now 9 children. The Porsche/Piech couple puts an ad in the paper. The 25 year old Ursula Plasser is hired as a nanny. Two years later, Ursula Plasser is Ursula Piech.

Ferdinand and Ursula enlarged the fleet of Piech children by another three for a total of 12. There are rumors that there might be more, also fuelled by Piech’s flippant remarks. Asked how many children he has, he once answered: “About twelve. You never can tell for sure.”

By some accounts, Ursula is 19 years younger than Ferdinand, by others 20. You never can tell for sure. Engineer Piech prepares her as the successor model of the Piech dynasty. Two years ago, the potent patriarch transferred his shares to two trusts. When he dies, Ursula and the children will be the beneficiaries, with Ursula at the helm and now on board at Volkswagen.

Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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  • Robert.Walter Robert.Walter on Apr 20, 2012

    When der Herr in der Haus kicks-off, he will be replaced by the dominatrix in red!

  • Robert.Walter Robert.Walter on Apr 20, 2012

    When der Hausherr kicks-off, he will be replaced by the dominatrix in red!

  • CougarXR7 CougarXR7 on Apr 20, 2012

    Gee... I wonder what Ursla looked like BEFORE the sex change operation.

    • Alluster Alluster on Apr 20, 2012

      Lol you guys are mean! I travel 4 times a year to Koln(Cologne) where my company's european HQ is located. I can assure you Ursla is more attractive than 90% of the women in germany. Has teeth straighter than 95% of the women and seems to have a sense of humor that 99% of the population there lacks.

  • SCE to AUX SCE to AUX on Apr 21, 2012

    If she can help VW produce a trouble-free electrical system, I'm all for it. It's bad taste to criticize another man's taste in women; I suspect most of us aren't supermodels, either, and time takes its toll on everyone. I hope Mr. Piech is doing the right thing for VW.

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