Bailout Watch 460: Detroit: "We Gave at the Office"

Remember when the press/GM shareholders were after Car Czar Bob Lutz to take a haircut on his salary given that The General was well on its way to the bailout buffet. “I gave at the office,” Maxium Bob didn’t joke. And then they took away his corporate jet and he quit. Just like that. NSFW this. I’m outta here. Obviously, Detroit News columnist Daniel Howes doesn’t enjoy Lutz-like perks. But today’s column echoes the Czar’s imperious indignation. Danny’s mad as hell at president Obama for suggesting that Motown should make [more] concessions after its next bailout bonanza. What’s the biggie? Did Daniel forget to notice the word “after”? Yup. That and the fact that Detroit’s woes are entirely self-inflicted.

Sacrifice? What, exactly, has this town and its investors been experiencing the past three-plus years? Spring break? This notion, aired during the congressional inquisitions late last year, picked up by Team Obama and wielded by whoever’s trying to score points, that Detroit Auto hasn’t yet “sacrificed” in a (losing?) effort to fix itself is absurd.

So what, you ask, has Detroit done to qualify for this cry of basta? Jump!

The union has helped usher many thousands into retirement, bargained down its wage and benefit scale for new hires and agreed to sharp reductions in company health-care obligations. Brands have been sold, dealers lost, bonuses eliminated, salaries cut, tens of thousands of jobs eliminated in wave after wave after wave of reductions.

Plants are going or gone in communities across the country. Local and state tax revenue started plunging long before home values in Manhattan and the Bay Area did. Michigan’s per-capita income, long among the nation’s highest, has been dropping like a stone this decade and soon will be lower than Republican Sen. Richard Shelby’s Alabama.

Yes, the North will rise again! OK, so Apologists R Us. Only . . . not.

Sacrifice? We’ve seen a few, even if it doesn’t look to be “enough” from the condescending heights of New York, Washington and San Francisco. And you know what? It isn’t enough, not now anyway, not when technically insolvent companies are petitioning the Treasury Department for aid because their credit ratings are destroyed and car and truck sales are trending at terrifyingly low levels.

On the other hand . . .

But sneering about sacrifice, as if there’s been none, is a towering insult to the tens of thousands of families, white-collar and blue-collar, who took buyouts and walked out into a collapsing economy; to the dealers whose businesses have collapsed; to the 7,631 UAW members — 53 percent of them in Michigan — who this week accepted comparatively meager packages to walk away from GM.

Jesus man! Pick a side!

Sacrifice? If there are two things this state and its bellwether industry understand, it’s sacrifice and recession — and the knowledge that there’s more of both to come.

Regrets? Detroit’s had a few. But then again, too few to mention. Apparently.