ALAN: (mumbling to self) ....ok ...don't smirk ..don't smirk .. don't smirk.
BOBBY: WHAAAAT! Yous guys ain't gonna not welch on the deal is you? Fugeddaboutit! We're moving Chrysler to Ill-i-noyce .... when yous buy a pol there he stays bought!
RICKY: Hmmm ....ok ...so I shorted 10 million shares of GM. The Gulfstream is gassed. These tools are gonna have me on South Beach by New Years. I LOVE it when a plan comes together.
BOBBY: (whining) C'mon guys... At least give me a billion and everyone gets a free Viper.
RICKY: Hmmm …(mumbling) suckup .... you promised me the Viper.
ALAN: …Viper! Yeah right, what a pig. Just sign the friggin' bill and you all get a Ford GT and season tickets to the Lions. ....if you give us enough you don't have to take the Lions tickets.
Guy between Nardelli & Wagoner, thinking:
"WTF, management forced to drive our crappy cars cross-country? Gonna give my resume a look tonight. Linked-In, here I come."
I read this site solely for its brutality. The Bailout series has been very interesting, though I do miss the car reviews (which I think have gone soft - everything gets 3-4 stars).