Barrons on GM: Oops! We Did It Again!

Back in June, Barron’s advised [what conservative talk show host Bill O’Reilly creepily calls] “the folks” that GM shares could triple in value. Oh how we laughed! Well, surprise surprise surprise! Barron’s [sub] is now eating their words. “STAGGERING. THAT’S A FIT DESCRIPTION of the calamitous decline of auto markets in developed nations this year. U.S. October sales numbers released last week were ugly, down 32% from the year-earlier level and slamming all car makers hard. The month’s annualized selling rate was a paltry 10.5 million vehicles, the worst in more than a quarter-century. The weak financial positions of Detroit’s Big Three — General Motors, Ford and Chrysler — means their survival is at stake, and that Barron’s was wrong in describing GM as a buy late last spring.” Hey, wait a second; that sounds familiar. Market sucks. Who could have predicted this? Not our fault for missing it… GM! Anyway, how ’bout them bonds? “Our enthusiasm for GM was clearly wrong, as was a suggestion that its bonds, like the senior note maturing July 15, 2041, would be more valuable,” Barron’s writes. “They now trade at 20 cents on the dollar, versus 60 cents when the story was published.” Man the lifeboats! What? They’ve already gone? Look for GM’s stock to die a death tomorrow [Monday morning]. Trading suspended? De-listing from the Dow Jones industrial Average? Anything’s possible, and all of it’s inevitable.