24 Hours of LeMons: It's On!
Published: April 11th, 2008
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Mr. Mehta, and Mr. Lieberman,
I fear not your V8olvo, nor your red-benecked Lincoln, as I have ditched my Audi 4000 quattro beater (due to many eaten axles, a blown head gasket, and more electrical issues than British Leyland) for something truly unholy. For $0, yes, zero dinero, I have scored a full-on, 260bhp (stock!) 1991 Audi V8 quattro. A car so legendary, that it was banned from the IMSA GTO and German DTM series. Come to think of it, quattro has been banned from rallying, IMSA, DTM and probably the real LeMans in the future… from what has yours been banned for "unfair advantage" recently?
Vorsprung durch technik uber alles!
Sincerely,
Captain Mike Solowiow
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Solowiow: Your puny words have no effect on Team Black Metal V8olvo. Though, you would be wise to mark my words: "Eran metal är mjäkig" As for unexpected surprises, we choose to think different: http://jalopnik.com/365014/move-aside-lemons-teams-evil-genius-on-board
Jesus Jonny, you don't actually plan to roll that thing over, are ya? Quit playing around and get to work on stiffening your suspension.
durailer: Obviously, you do not know Dr. Evil.