May the Best $500 on the Hood Win

Edward Niedermeyer
by Edward Niedermeyer

We don’t have any numbers yet on GM’s 60 day money-back guarantee, but according to GM dealers speaking to Automotive News [sub] it’s not generating a lot of interest. “If [customers] like the car, if they test drive the car, most of the people would rather have a car to keep,” explains one dealer. Which makes a certain amount of sense, and which is why dealers insist that the number of buyers taking GM up on the offer doesn’t matter. “It’s more important to talk about the money-back guarantee. It conveys confidence in the vehicles,” says another dealer. “It’s not about the deal, but rather it’s about the world-class products.” That sounds good in principle, but the reality is that it actually is all about the deal. Again. Still.

A little known fact about GM’s 60-day money-back guarantee is that you don’t have to take it. If you go that route, GM will give you a $500 cash rebate to waive your right to return the vehicle. And it’s no shocker to learn that this extra cash on the hood is a lot more enticing than the ability to return your vehicle within 60 days. Unfortunately, it also cements the reality that GM is shopped almost exclusively for a deal and that incentives are still the only thing moving the metal.

Considering how corrosive this reality is to GM’s perception-gap-fighting efforts, something has to be done. And so it’s up to dealers to not give consumers what they came for and hide the $500 option as well as they can. “Our salespeople are not permitted to talk about the $500. That is going to be disclosed in the business office,” says one dealer. “For this program to be successful, it’s more important to talk about the money-back guarantee. It conveys confidence in the vehicles.”

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  • Golden2husky Golden2husky on Sep 18, 2009
    When GM realizes that quality begins beyond the Friday morning internal Cost Savings meeting, I may start looking. E. g. the little black plastic ‘Christmas’ trees they use that allow really fast install of door panels, yet fail 2 years later, etc, etc ad nauseum.... I never understood the use of those damn Christmas trees on parts that may need to be removed. And it is not just GM who does this...
  • Rudiger Rudiger on Sep 19, 2009
    texlovera: "How long do you think it will take for GM to claw back enough market share to again become viable? And do they have that amount of time available? I don’t think they have enough time. And that’s even under a best-case scenario."In the last 50 years, (beginning with the cost-saving engineering of the 1960 Corvair rear suspension), GM has consistantly managed to piss away all the trust they'd earned with the American consumer during its first 50 years of existance. There isn't any kind of short-term marketing gimmick that's going to change that, certainly nothing as lame as being able to bring back your new, POS GM product within 60 days of purchase. It's worth noting that for most of the 40 of those last 50 years, the company was still hugely profitable. As late as 2000, GM stock traded at an all-time high of $94.62/share. It's now virtually worthless. The sad thing is that all those truly responsible for GM's steady decline and demise have long since retired or died, one sterling example being none other than the infamous eighties' financial wizard CEO, Roger Smith.
  • Burnbomber GM front driver A-bodies. They are the Chevy Celebrity, Pontiac 6000, Oldsmobile Ciera, and Buick Century (5th Generation). These are a derivative from the much maligned Chevrolet Citation, but they got this generation good. My 1st connection was in a daily 80 mile car pool,always riding in the back seat, in a stripper Pontiac 6000. It was a nice ride, quiet and roomy. Then I changed jobs and had a Chevy Celebrity as a company car. They were heavy duty strippers with a better than average GM feel (from F40 heavy-duty suspension option). I bought 2 ex-company cars at auction--one for my family and one for mother-in-law. They were extremely reliable, parts dirt cheap (especially in u-pulls), and simple to work on. It was the most reliable GM I've ever owned; better than my current Chevy Equinox, which will take a miracle to last as long as they did.
  • Slavuta Drivers in Bharat are better. Considering that rules are accepted as mere suggestions and a mix of car, bicycle, motorbike, pedestrian at the same place and time, these guys are virtuosos.
  • Grandmaster T Tesla Cybertruck?
  • Ava169189168 NO driver, at any age, should get a license without completing a Driver's Ed course.
  • Golden2husky My HS friend's family had a Wagoneer. These SUVs, plus the next gen that replaced it, were very much front and center in affluent neighborhoods. They were a tough as an anvil, and about as sophisticated. What this poor truck was put through was a testament to how rugged it was. We needed the "emergency" switch in the glove box on more than one occasion to get moving. Sadly, he flipped it in a parking lot - going fast in reverse and cutting the wheel hard. Tons of tire squealing, then silence. It's over so I thought until we landed on the roof and front of hood. I watched the windshield shatter and we ended up on our side. Stupid things kids will do. The Wagoneer took on a decidedly TR-7 look after the rollover.
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