What Could Possibly Go Wrong Now?

Edward Niedermeyer
by Edward Niedermeyer

With $17.4b pledged to GM and Chrysler, and the Canadian “plus one” on the way (er, “plus several billion,” actually), the dark days of Carpocamageddon are all but over, right? Of course not. As several of the B&B point out in comments on the bailout announcement, GMAC is a giant question mark hanging over the entire situation. The former GM captive lender is headed for a massive GDIF (God Damn, It’s Friday) moment today unless about $5b of healthy capital lands on its lap… within hours. The AP reports that GMAC admits that it has no way of extending or sweetening the deal, implying that bankruptcy is an inevitability. And here’s the kicker: according to Brian Johnson of Barclays Capital, if GMAC were to fail, GM could need an additional $9 billion to $13 billion in funding to supply financing to its dealers. And GM only gets $9.4b from the bailout until February. One step forward and two steps back? Actually, the real bad news which the bailout does nothing to stop comes from GM bondholders. And their newly hired legal help.

According to Debtwire (via The Financial Times), 12-20 large GM bond holders, including asset management giant PIMCO heard pitches from potential advisors at a meeting this week. Several sources report that this committee has hired Paul Weiss as legal counsel and is leaning toward Houlihan Lokey as a financial advisor. And they’re gearing up for a fight, thanks to what bondholders see as unrealistic aspects of GMs recovery plan. To whit: “The baseline scenario in the restructuring strategy GM submitted to Congress on 2 December, forecasts a pro forma EBITDA in 2012 to be USD 15.3bn, with a downside scenario of USD 12.1bn, according to a public version of the plan. But that figure should be closer to USD 10bn of EBITDA while the reworked capital structure should be based around USD 8bn of EBITDA to provide for a cushion should conditions worsen, said one of the sources. Bond holders have nothing to gain from swapping for equity in an unsustainable capital structure, he said.”

So if the initial $9.4 swirls into the abyss left by a GMAC bankruptcy, and bondholders resist a quick-and-dirty cramdown (now that it’s not a condition of federal aid) you’ve got trouble in River City. Again. Still. Etcetera. And then there’s always the possibility of more bad news from Delphi. By the way, does anyone have a subscription to Delphi Bankruptcy News, now celebrating 153 depressing issues? Ultimately, this bridge loan does nothing to address the underlying problems, and provides no real incentive for reform. And what we’re learning about a possible bondholder revolt proves that everyone is already treating GM as if its bankrupt. What a time to put taxpayers on the hook.

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  • Ihatetrees Ihatetrees on Dec 20, 2008
    bluecon: There is also the matter of a secret ballot vote on whether one should join a union. That will have to end. The debate over Card-Check will be epic. I have no idea what way it'll go - but there's hope. Never underestimate the Senate's Darth Vader, Mitch McConnell. Or the potential disfunction of Democrats in power when confronted with tough choices...
  • Pch101 Pch101 on Dec 20, 2008
    Can anyone translate what on earth is going on here? Short version -- GMAC is trying to put the squeeze on the ResCap investors, using the threat of being able to crush the value of their positions in order to get them to play ball. If those investors take the deal, then there should be enough money to put GMAC Bank into the federal funds system, in which case GMAC won't need the GMAC bondholders like PIMCO to agree to anything. GM obviously has some smart guys in the finance department. It's a shame that they don't have that kind of talent for building cars.
  • SCE to AUX My first car was a 71 Pinto, 1.6 Kent engine, 4 spd. It was the original Base model with a trunk, #4332 ever built. I paid $125 for it in 1980, and had it a year. It remains the quietest idling engine I've ever had. 75HP, and I think the compression ratio was 8:1. It was riddled with rust, and I sold it to a classmate who took it to North Carolina.After a year with a 74 Fiat, I got a 76 Pinto, 2.3 engine, 4-spd. The engine was tractor rough, but I had the car 5 years with lots of rebuilding. It's the only car I parted with by driving into a junkyard.Finally, we got an 80 Bobcat for $1 from a friend in 1987. What a piece of junk. Besides the rust, it never ran right despite tons of work, fuel economy was terrible, the automatic killed the power. The hatch always leaked, and the vinyl seats were brutal in winter and summer.These cars were terrible by today's standards, but they never left me stranded. All were fitted with the poly blast shield, and I never worried about blowing up.The miserable Bobcat was traded for an 82 LTD, which was my last Ford when it was traded in 1996. Seeing how Ford is doing today, I won't be going back.
  • Jeff S I rented a PT Cruiser for a week and although I would not have bought one it was not as bad as I thought it would be. Pontiac Aztek was a good vehicle but ugly. Pinto for its time was not as good as the Japanese cars but it was not the worst that honor would go to the Vega. If one bought a Pinto new it was much better with a 4 speed manual with no air it didn't have the power for those. Add air and an automatic to a Pinto and you could beat it on a bicycle. The few small cars available today or in the recent past are so much better than the Pinto, Vega, and Gremlin. A Mitsubishi Mirage, Nissan Versa, and the former Chevy Spark are light years ahead of those small cars of the 70s.
  • JRED My dad has a 2005 F-150 with the dreaded 5.4 that he bought new. 320k miles on the original engine and trans and it's still not only driving, but driving well. He's just done basic maint, including spark plugs and ignition modules. Interior is pretty ratty now but who cares? Outlier I know, but that is a good truck.
  • MaintenanceCosts It is nearly 20 years later and this remains the most satisfying Hyundai product I've driven. It got a lot of middling reviews at the time but the 3.3 V6 was buttery, the transmission shifted well, and the ergonomics were fantastic.
  • Steverock PT Cruiser with the 2.4 turbo. I bought one new in 2004, and it was quick. It was kind of dorky, but it was fun to drive and had lots of room for stuff. My wife drove it to work one day with the parking brake on, and it was never the same after that. Traded it in on a 2005 Mazda6 wagon.
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