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Geneva Gallery: 2011 Nissan Juke
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Edward Niedermeyer
(IC: employee)
Published: March 3rd, 2010
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No, it’s not a concept, and yes, it is coming to the US this fall. The Versa-based Juke clearly hopes to banish the term “Aztek” [noun, referring to the ugliest crossover ever sold in the US] from the modern automotive lexicon. We’d Juke around some more about this tiny rolling affront to the laws of natural beauty, but frankly we can’t bring ourselves to. For one thing, where do you start, and for another, where would we stop? Expect thesaurus sales to jump considerably when the Juke hits the press-car circuit later this year.
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Published March 3rd, 2010 3:00 PM
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Aside from the hideous front end, I kinda like it. But I couldn't get past that front end. What were they thinking? Or, more likely, smoking?
Steeply sloped greenhouse and 2 stubby doors. Practically speaking, how does a human fit in this thing?