Potty-mouthed Overseas Subaru Earns Domestic Rebuke

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems

Late Friday, just before news of a resurrected Hummer broke, we regaled you with the story of the Subaru Forester Ultimate Customized Kit Special editiona flashy Forester with no backstory that appeared at the brand’s Singapore Motor Show booth.

A Subaru bearing a expletive acronym was bound to make waves, and those ripples apparently reached the offices of Subaru of America. Company execs of the wholesome, family-friendly automaker were not amused.

Thanks to an anonymous tipster who contacted The Drive, we can see the automaker’s reaction. Seeing the headlines spawned by the Subaru FUCKS, the company’s American arm fired off a letter to its dealers.

Whether the company’s effort to distance itself from this unholy creation went too far is up to the reader. It seems the vehicle displayed in Singapore was the work of the local distributor, which decided to commission an attention-seeking one-off for the show.

From the letter to retailers:

Yesterday afternoon we learned about an unfortunate situation related to the name given to a special edition Forester by the independent distributor in Singapore. We want to make sure that you and all of your customers know that Subaru of America, Inc. (SOA) and Subaru Corporation (SBR) had nothing to do with this.

We apologize for any negative feedback this may have caused. SBR has had the name removed from the car at the Singapore Auto Show. We work very hard to build a strong brand image for this company and the naming of this vehicle in no way reflects the values and standards we hold true. Furthermore, we will always do our best to protect our brand’s integrity.

Amusingly, Subaru ended the letter by stating “it goes without saying that this car will not be available in the United States market.”

Odds that Subaru will diverge from its happy-dogs-in-canoes marketing direction into the realm of the risqué seem to be nil, and the same goes for vehicle branding. That said, postmodern changes to a certain medical acronym have rendered the STI version of the WRX somewhat problematic.

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  • Multicam Multicam on Jan 14, 2020

    Of all the auto manufacturers, Subaru currently uses scare tactics the most effectively; by that I mean their advertisements, more than any other manufacturer, make me say "**** you for trying to scare me into buying your car." They basically communicate that if you don't buy their safe machines you don't love your family enough to protect them and to that I say **** you. The F.U.C.K.S. slip-up, or whatever it was, was their first piece of marketing that didn't anger me in a long time.

  • HotPotato HotPotato on Nov 30, 2020

    THIS POST IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS

  • Fred I had a 2009 S-line mine was chipped but otherwise stock. I still say it was the best "new" car I ever had. I wanted to get the new A3, but it was too expensive, didn't come with a hatch and no manual.
  • 3-On-The-Tree If Your buying a truck like that your not worried about MPG.
  • W Conrad I'd gladly get an EV, but I can't even afford anything close to a new car right now. No doubt if EV's get more affordable more people will be buying them. It is a shame so many are stuck in their old ways with ICE vehicles. I realize EV's still have some use cases that don't work, but for many people they would work just fine with a slightly altered mindset.
  • Master Baiter There are plenty of affordable EVs--in China where they make all the batteries. Tesla is the only auto maker with a reasonably coherent strategy involving manufacturing their own cells in the United States. Tesla's problem now is I think they've run out of customers willing to put up with their goofy ergonomics to have a nice drive train.
  • Cprescott Doesn't any better in red than it did in white. Looks like an even uglier Honduh Civic 2 door with a hideous front end (and that is saying something about a Honduh).
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