QOTD: Waiting on Perfection?

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems

God knows we’ve talked up crossovers ad nauseum. Not in the same uniformly derisive manner as certain twenty-something bloggers, mind you, but the topic certainly has staying power — and with good reason. The thing about these (mostly) non-canyon-carving family boxes is that they insert themselves so easily into so many people’s lives, ticking a great number of boxes on a regular family’s list of must-haves. Hence the sales, the popularity, and the press.

So copious is the choice awaiting a would-be crossover buyer, he or she might become overwhelmed with indecision, ultimately requiring the intervention of medication and therapy. For others, the thought of bringing any one of these things home might leave a bad taste in their mouth. And for a certain few, the crossover of their dreams just hasn’t arrived yet. The love affair they didn’t think could happen awaits just over the horizon.

Maybe not a love affair for all things unibody, FWD, and cargo-friendly, for sure, but for a vehicle belonging to this overly broad segment that remains out of reach for American consumers. Perhaps its doesn’t yet exist anywhere in the world — just in the fertile imaginations of those who demand something different.

Something funky, avante-garde, and almost guaranteed to sell in numbers low enough to make the whole project a pointless money waster for any automaker dumb enough to attempt it. Then again, models with enough volume could affordably spawn variants aimed at a fairly narrow slice of the public, should the automaker choose to be generous.

Overseas, European buyers will soon have access to a drop-top Volkswagen compact CUV, affording drivers the open-air experience they were tacitly promised when the targa-like T-Roc concept appeared several years back. Americans haven’t known such oddball enjoyment since the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet bit the dust. And look at all of that vodka cooler-swallowing cargo space! (Zima? Mineral water?)

Maybe GMC was on to something when its debuted the Envoy XUV all those years ago. Perhaps Subaru’s Baja was a kooky idea you’d like to see replicated on a two-box crossover you’d otherwise pass over. Or maybe, just maybe, these attempts at filling a need that barely existed do not go far enough.

Tell us about the high-riding, unibody vehicle of your dreams. Who’ll build it, and how wild will it get?

[Images: Volkswagen]

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  • Darex Darex on Sep 14, 2019

    I kind of already have it: 2018 MINI Countryman S All4 with manual transmission. Perfect size for me. Very refined road manners, good steering feel, agile, and has had bulletproof reliable, so far, with 31,000 miles in.

  • Jeff S Jeff S on Sep 14, 2019

    A true compact extended cab pickup with a 3 or 4 cylinder engine and a 6 speed manual. This could be based on a compact or subcompact car or crossover platform. Price starting at below 19k for a base model. Keep it as simple as possible with nothing more than what is required by law except add air conditioning as standard. No wifi, no power windows, no power locks, no power seats, with just a base stereo with USB ports. Make the bed not any shorter than 5 feet long. Oh and offer rear seat delete

  • Analoggrotto Level 50 Trolling at it's finest. Well done.
  • Lorenzo The unspoken killer is that batteries can't be repaired after a fender-bender and the cars are totaled by insurance companies. Very quickly, insurance premiums will be bigger than the the monthly payment, killing all sales. People will be snapping up all the clunkers Tim Healey can find.
  • Lorenzo Massachusetts - with the start/finish line at the tip of Cape Cod.
  • RHD Welcome to TTAH/K, also known as TTAUC (The truth about used cars). There is a hell of a lot of interesting auto news that does not make it to this website.
  • Jkross22 EV makers are hosed. How much bigger is the EV market right now than it already is? Tesla is holding all the cards... existing customer base, no dealers to contend with, largest EV fleet and the only one with a reliable (although more crowded) charging network when you're on the road. They're also the most agile with pricing. I have no idea what BMW, Audi, H/K and Merc are thinking and their sales reflect that. Tesla isn't for me, but I see the appeal. They are the EV for people who really just want a Tesla, which is most EV customers. Rivian and Polestar and Lucid are all in trouble. They'll likely have to be acquired to survive. They probably know it too.
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