Happy Independence Day, TTAC Readers!
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TTAC Staff
Published: July 4th, 2017
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It’s July the Fourth, so we’ve taken the day off to dream wistfully of oddball cars, grill various meats, and celebrate the holiday in our own unique ways. Or, in the case of one editor, perform all of the above while also helping a friend move. (Car owners never catch a break…)
Before returning to the grill, we’d like to send our loyal and diverse readers a big “thank you” for sticking with us and engaging respectfully with our writers, no matter how offbeat the topic. This shared passion for automobiles keeps us going and inspires us to do more, and to do it better.
Happy Independence Day!
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To our American friends, enjoy the 4th of July. Put another prawn on the barbie and drink a lot of p!ss!
? Goofball christie's car, right ? . ? Know why drinking American beer and making love in a canoe are the same ? Because they're -both- fu*king near water ! =8-) . HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY ! . -Nate ( I smell the barbie heating up now)
Wait, so now the Canadians get to not work on American holidays too? Buncha commies... I need my car blog fix now!
"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac ElDorado convertible. Hot pink! With whale skin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words, nuclear f-'n weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania. They can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tienanmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead. He's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out The Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times; that's how pissed off The Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get The Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas..." - Denis Leary