QOTD: Tuscani Car?

Jack Baruth
by Jack Baruth

It’s that time of the month where I, your humble author, examine the questions that you are asking us via search-engine queries and then attempt to answer those questions to the best of my ability.

Over the past 90 days, 14 of you have searched for tuscani car. You’ve almost certainly seen a Hyundai Tiburon with the domestic-market “T” badge glued on in place of the normal Hyundai oval. A lot of Tiburon people like to do that. Did you know there’s a whole “KDM” movement out there where people try to make their Korean cars look even more Korean? Now you do.

It’s also possible you’re researching the purchase of a loaded “Tuscani Edition” Tiburon. This was a short-lived attempt to capitalize on KDM-focused buyers. To learn more, click on this ancient TTAC review.

So with that burning question answered, we can get to the (not-so-) funny stuff.

architechs in se that have auto dealership experence: I hear that Frenk Loyd Right guy is one of the best architechs. He has all the experence you want. But be warned: sometimes he makes the furniture too big to get out of the room!

which luxury option is not available on the new $500,000 mercedes suv: A spot on the Social Register.

water wetter review: Tastes horrible. I only know this because my wife put it next to the Gatorade during our last race.

locate dinan stage two chip: Computer, locate Dinan Stage Two Chip. Zoom in. Enhance.

skater van: He was a skater van; she said “See you later, van.”

does carmax negotiate: Not with terrorists, my friend.

audi r8 v10 plus orange: You won’t be able to afford the maintenance, but you will be free of scurvy.

where the vent line connects on motor on the 93 geo storm gsi: There too, my love, will I go.

why are pt cruisers so cheap: Grandma! Get off my computer!

who was the first man buy venza 20 20: Nobody with 20/20 vision has ever purchased a Venza.

between benz c class w 202 and camry tiny light which one will last for a long time if maintained properly: You would be a fool to bet on the reliability of an entire Mercedes-Benz against the known excellence of the tiny lights inside a Camry, my friend.

Alright, folks, that’s all for now. Come back in a month, when we will finally address the question: where do i find the paint code on a 2013 ford taurus police innterceptor?

[Image: Hyundai]

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  • Hooligans Hooligans on May 28, 2017

    There is alot of bullying happening here.I have the money and the knowledge to do things the way that you "b&b" would approve of, but it just doesn't please me, the way that some of you bash what you consider inferior. The people you are picking on are just doing what they like to do.

  • Mcs Mcs on May 30, 2017

    How about an iA owner that swaps in a Mazda 2 front end? That could be considered a public service.

  • Formula m How many Hyundai and Kia’s do not have the original engine block it left the factory with 10yrs prior?
  • 1995 SC I will say that year 29 has been a little spendy on my car (Motor Mounts, Injectors and a Supercharger Service since it had to come off for the injectors, ABS Pump and the tool to cycle the valves to bleed the system, Front Calipers, rear pinion seal, transmission service with a new pan that has a drain, a gaggle of capacitors to fix the ride control module and a replacement amplifier for the stereo. Still needs an exhaust manifold gasket. The front end got serviced in year 28. On the plus side blank cassettes are increasingly easy to find so I have a solid collection of 90 minute playlists.
  • MaintenanceCosts My own experiences with, well, maintenance costs:Chevy Bolt, ownership from new to 4.5 years, ~$400*Toyota Highlander Hybrid, ownership from 3.5 to 8 years, ~$2400BMW 335i Convertible, ownership from 11.5 to 13 years, ~$1200Acura Legend, ownership from 20 to 29 years, ~$11,500***Includes a new 12V battery and a set of wiper blades. In fairness, bigger bills for coolant and tire replacement are coming in year 5.**Includes replacement of all rubber parts, rebuild of entire suspension and steering system, and conversion of car to OEM 16" wheel set, among other things
  • Jeff Tesla should not be allowed to call its system Full Self-Driving. Very dangerous and misleading.
  • Slavuta America, the evil totalitarian police state
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