QOTD: Could a Crossover Make You Happy?

Steph Willems
by Steph Willems

I was talking with a friend last night, telling him about the Buick LaCrosse tester currently in my stable and describing the declining fortunes of the traditional passenger car market. Full-size cars, especially.

Now, let me tell you about this friend. Ex-military. Practical. Lives in the city but enjoys occasional forays into the bush. Sensible with his money, and prefers products with a natural versatility. Now, guess what he drives? If your answer was anything other than, “A crossover, obviously! Stop wasting my time!” you’d be correct.

This friend seems perfectly contented with his Nissan Rogue. (He’s part of a large club that feels the same way.) Before this, his vehicle of choice was a meticulously maintained Subaru Forester. Before that, a GMC Sonoma, and going back even further, a Volkswagen Jetta. You’ll see a natural progression at work here.

“Why would anyone buy a normal car anymore?” he asked, looking at my generously proportioned sedan which, sadly for Buick, lacked the one feature most car buyers now demand — a cavernous, glass-encased cargo hold in place of a trunk.

He’s right. Buyers want, for the most part, a do-everything vehicle. There’ll always be a market for sports cars, which can be parked right next to that sensible, Monday-through-Friday, take-the-kids-to-soccer vehicle. Still, the market has shifted, and crossovers are king. Pity the poor sedan.

Which brings us to today’s question. In all likelihood, many of you have already decided — some would say “settled” — on a crossover. Others might steadfastly refuse to take this route, be it out of respect for tradition, desire for a more engaging driving experience, or a simple lack of need. But if you had to own one, what would it be?

Out of the plethora of choices on the market today, surely there’s one model that appeals to you just a little more than the others. And we’re not talking SUVs here. If a crossover was the only choice, what car-based cargo carrier most appeals to your personal sensibilities? And, do you think you could be happy with it?

[Image: Nissan]

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  • Pete Zaitcev Pete Zaitcev on Mar 22, 2017

    Well, the problem is the lack of the low gear really. So I guess a Renegade it is. It has 1:20 total with 9sp and 1:18.43 with manual and optional 4.438 final drive. _If_ the idiots at BMW sold an X3 or X6 with a 2-speed t-case, I'd give them a good look, even at their obscene prices. But the best they can muster is 1:13, which is just ridiculous. 2015 Forester has 1:15.335 and 2016 (XV) Crosstrek has 1:15.754 (both with manuals). It's just not enough. What I ideally would like is something like Grand Vitara. It had 1:24.845 in low. But they don't sell those anymore. Also, it was car-like, but not car-based. Grand Cherokee is too large. And it's very, very remotely a car (if we look all the way back to an ancient E-klasse).

  • La834 La834 on Mar 22, 2017

    I'd be fine with several of the more carlike crossovers if only they offered manual transmissions, preferably with FWD (and not just in the stripped-down model). I don't need AWD where I live and it would only be of major benefit maybe 5 days a year.

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    • Tjh8402 Tjh8402 on Mar 22, 2017

      @JohnTaurus The Jeep Renegade and new Jeep Compass offer a manual in the midline trim levels with most of the nice equipment and paired with 2wd. The Fiat 500 X also offers a manual, but only in the base trim. The Forrester base model has a manual, but that's only AWD. Volkswagen will offer a manual on the AllTrak Golf , which I would call a crossover, although that is also AWD only. I would also called the mini countryman a crossover, and it has an available manual across all trim lines, but I'm not sure if it's available with front wheel drive.

  • ToolGuy First picture: I realize that opinions vary on the height of modern trucks, but that entry door on the building is 80 inches tall and hits just below the headlights. Does anyone really believe this is reasonable?Second picture: I do not believe that is a good parking spot to be able to access the bed storage. More specifically, how do you plan to unload topsoil with the truck parked like that? Maybe you kids are taller than me.
  • ToolGuy The other day I attempted to check the engine oil in one of my old embarrassing vehicles and I guess the red shop towel I used wasn't genuine Snap-on (lots of counterfeits floating around) plus my driveway isn't completely level and long story short, the engine seized 3 minutes later.No more used cars for me, and nothing but dealer service from here on in (the journalists were right).
  • Doughboy Wow, Merc knocks it out of the park with their naming convention… again. /s
  • Doughboy I’ve seen car bras before, but never car beards. ZZ Top would be proud.
  • Bkojote Allright, actual person who knows trucks here, the article gets it a bit wrong.First off, the Maverick is not at all comparable to a Tacoma just because they're both Hybrids. Or lemme be blunt, the butch-est non-hybrid Maverick Tremor is suitable for 2/10 difficulty trails, a Trailhunter is for about 5/10 or maybe 6/10, just about the upper end of any stock vehicle you're buying from the factory. Aside from a Sasquatch Bronco or Rubicon Jeep Wrangler you're looking at something you're towing back if you want more capability (or perhaps something you /wish/ you were towing back.)Now, where the real world difference should play out is on the trail, where a lot of low speed crawling usually saps efficiency, especially when loaded to the gills. Real world MPG from a 4Runner is about 12-13mpg, So if this loaded-with-overlander-catalog Trailhunter is still pulling in the 20's - or even 18-19, that's a massive improvement.
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