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It’s 10:33AM, Monday, 30 March 2015. I’m at an undisclosed but very pricey location in Greater Los Angeles. Three very tired and irritable men are watching me watch a very long and mostly mind-numbing video.
And yes, we’re all wearing pants.
Some time in the next 48 hours, I expect to be able to tell the story of the newest feat in extra-legal American motoring. Unfortunately, before I can do that I have to watch a lot of video and look at a lot of evidence. The approximately eighty people involved have all agreed to a blackout period from social media and public presence while the story is assembled.
They’re also involved in an argument about what day to release the evidence, because April 1st is a mere 48 hours away.
So watch this space.
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E39 M5? Or did he drive his Morgan three-wheeler, which would be way more epic?
Is this a comment about no comments?
There are reports that Johan de Nysschen is the real “Afroduck,” and that JdN paid that kid to flee to Canada with a bag full of hush money, to take the fall.
So will the Camaro blow it’s engine before or after the Lambo exceeds the Camaro’s top speed?
That’s a Firebird. the rest of your questions stands.
Without the screaming chicken decal, who can tell? ;-)
It’s a still image from Cannonball Run. That’s one way to tell. :)
Said like a true Rustang owner ;p
it’s?
You had better change your name to PrincipleDan.
^^
+1
(chuckle)
@Ron Sorry, PrincipalDan was right and you are wrong. “It’s” with the apostrophe is short for “it is”, which was correct for the sentence he wrote. “Its” without the apostrophe is the possessive form of it…this would have been correct only if he had said something like “Its still image clearly shows bla bla bla.”
PrincipalDan followed the correct principle. Seems like you might have fallen asleep in class that day. Nice try, but you missed the mark on this one.
Let’s eat, Grandma!
Let’s eat Grandma!
Does a body good?
I see, said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
“it’s”?
You had better change your name to PrincipleDan.
Oh look the Grammar Nazi is out. I look forward to you correcting the editors as well.
I’m surprised Jack is hanging out with Ed Bolian! I didn’t know he was in the market for a severely used Lambo.
I am ALWAYS in the market for a severely used Lambo.
Lots of used Lamborghinis here:
http://www.tractorhouse.com/list/list.aspx?Pref=1&ETID=1&catid=1100&Manu=LAMBORGHINI
Cannonball? Please let it be Cannonball. I can play Captain Kaos, I meet the age/weight requirements finally!
Those guys are more juiced up than that Ferrari.
So the cross-country drive with Alex Roy in the million mile Lexus was just a diversion. Brilliant!
– “That was fun, J.J.”
– “Farthing, schmarthing. Seymour.” “You know what your trouble is, mother? You’re too Jewish.”
– “I should warn you. I’m Roger Moore.” “Who? (SMACK)
– “Fill ‘er with regular and hi-test. She goes both ways.”
– “We’re on a stake-out.” “Oh well, bon apetit.”
Must be about that Z06 …
It’s a shame Brock Yates won’t be able to participate in this non-event.
Yes. Brock Yates and his healthy irreverence (a TTAC alum?). Miss that. A Ferrari with Dan Gurney, no less, in the first Cannonball (Gurney: “At no time did we exceed 175 mph”). Tough act to follow.
Obviously there’s a new Top Gear replacement based in the U.S. and Baruth is the new new Stig equivalent, but to be called “the Pick” (guitar pick).
Uh-oh, I may have one more car to add to my dream collection of sea-to-shining-sea trophy dash winners. I figured the Jag, M5, and CL55 are all attainable dreams.
When I look at the picture, for some reason I think of pulling in to Don’s Gas O Rama where some guy will ask me, “Pass any low flying planes?”
Alex Roy, you are so damn suave.