By on March 30, 2015


It’s 10:33AM, Monday, 30 March 2015. I’m at an undisclosed but very pricey location in Greater Los Angeles. Three very tired and irritable men are watching me watch a very long and mostly mind-numbing video.

And yes, we’re all wearing pants.

Some time in the next 48 hours, I expect to be able to tell the story of the newest feat in extra-legal American motoring. Unfortunately, before I can do that I have to watch a lot of video and look at a lot of evidence. The approximately eighty people involved have all agreed to a blackout period from social media and public presence while the story is assembled.

They’re also involved in an argument about what day to release the evidence, because April 1st is a mere 48 hours away.

So watch this space.

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