What's Wrong With That Picture: New Edging Punishable By Death Edition

Jack Baruth
by Jack Baruth

Just try driving that Mustang past this checkpoint, pal; we’ll fill you up with M855 Ball faster than you can say “PI heads add torque and subtract nothing!”


I suspect there’s a bit of a perspective issue in this photograph, which was taken during last night’s California Armed Standoff O’ The Week, and that the CHP officer actually has his deadly baby-killing assault weapon approved police safety tool pointed towards the ground near the door of the car. Still, between the fact that a driver is being random-stopped by someone with armor-piercing bullets and Extra-Fat Sergeant Schultz on the other side of the car, it’s hard to not feel a little a queasy. My four-year-son saw me uploading this photo and said, “Why are those policemen pointing their guns at the man? I think they’re Army people, they have Army guns.”

“Save that Tea Party crap for RonPaulForums.com, kid,” I replied. With that said…

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  • JD321 JD321 on Oct 28, 2013

    Just officer Phuktard McMissingChromosome administering your submission training. Nothing to worry about. Sincerely, -The Political Terrorists

    • Lou_BC Lou_BC on Oct 28, 2013

      I can just imagine the audio tapes, "pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop.........stop or I will shoot"....

  • Tinn-Can Tinn-Can on Oct 28, 2013

    Cops are probably using TAP... or Gold Dots...

  • Cprescott Remember the days when German automakers built reliable cars? Now you'd be lucky to get 40k miles out of them before the gremlins had babies.
  • Cprescott Likely a cave for Witch Barra and her minions.
  • Cprescott Affordable means under significantly under $30k. I doubt that will happen. And at the first uptick in sales, the dealers will tack on $5k in extra profit.
  • Analoggrotto Tell us you're vying for more Hyundai corporate favoritism without telling us. That Ioniq N test drive must have really gotten your hearts.
  • Master Baiter EV mandates running into the realities of charging infrastructure, limited range, cost and consumer preferences. Who could possibly have predicted that?
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