Announcing The Not So New S-Class

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

Daimler presented its new S-Class yesterday night in the airbus factory in Hamburg, and with the pomp and circumstance appropriate for a car that is supposed to bring the big turn-around at Daimler. German Spiegel magazine promptly grouched “that the most revolutionary part in the car is the fact that in large parts, it is not new at all.” Der Spiegel called an unimpeachable witness: Germany’s Kraftfahrtbundesamt, the agency that issues type approvals in Germany. It simply amended the type approval for the old W221 model.

That way, Daimler gets around using the new R1234yf refrigerant, and can continue the old. Instead, the new S-Klasse has “six eyes and six ears – is sounds like Frankenstein, but it looks much better,” quipped Daimler’s Zetsche. The car points cameras in all directions, it even visually acquires cars that are about to rear-end the new S-Class, and it takes appropriate action.

The S-Class doesn’t have a single light bulb, instead, it has some 500 LEDs. As a nod to China, the new S-Class was developed with a long wheelbase, the shorter wheelbase is a derivative, and not the other way round.

Reuters says the new S-Class is “make or break” for Daimler. It also claims that “a larger and longer S-Class, widely expected to be dubbed “Pullman”, will compete head on with Rolls-Royce and Bentley for the hearts of the super rich.”





Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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  • Chicago Dude Chicago Dude on May 16, 2013

    Is it safe to assume that General Motors will be congratulated for being extremely early to the its-not-actually-new new model production style? I am pretty sure that they perfected it long before Lexus and Mercedes even gave it a shot and realized how great it was. Perhaps they paid consulting or licensing fees to GM; it only seems fair. Regardless, I will be checking the opinion pages of the WSJ for the inevitable TTAC-authored congratulatory piece.

  • Sportyaccordy Sportyaccordy on May 16, 2013

    As regular cars become more and more luxurious + refined big luxobarges like this grow more and more irrelevant. These things are ponderous to drive and a nightmare to own out of warranty. By any measure aside from badge snobbery the midsize luxury segment is a better deal.

  • Mebgardner I test drove a 2023 2.5 Rav4 last year. I passed on it because it was a very noisy interior, and handled poorly on uneven pavement (filled potholes), which Tucson has many. Very little acoustic padding mean you talk loudly above 55 mph. The forums were also talking about how the roof leaks from not properly sealed roof rack holes, and door windows leaking into the lower door interior. I did not stick around to find out if all that was true. No talk about engine troubles though, this is new info to me.
  • Dave Holzman '08 Civic (stick) that I bought used 1/31/12 with 35k on the clock. Now at 159k.It runs as nicely as it did when I bought it. I love the feel of the car. The most expensive replacement was the AC compressor, I think, but something to do with the AC that went at 80k and cost $1300 to replace. It's had more stuff replaced than I expected, but not enough to make me want to ditch a car that I truly enjoy driving.
  • ToolGuy Let's review: I am a poor unsuccessful loser. Any car company which introduced an EV which I could afford would earn my contempt. Of course I would buy it, but I wouldn't respect them. 😉
  • ToolGuy Correct answer is the one that isn't a Honda.
  • 1995 SC Man it isn't even the weekend yet
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