QOTD: What Should I Drive To My Buddy's Bachelor Party?

Derek Kreindler
by Derek Kreindler

The first of my childhood friends is about to tie the knot this summer, and my friends and I are busy with preparations for the bachelor party. Normally this would call for some awful white stretched Hummer, but some stipulations have been handed down by the groom.

The main rule set forth by the groom was “no strippers or strip clubs”. Our friend isn’t any sort of chase puritan, but the practical sort who sees little utility in paying $20 for some lady to grind her butt into his lap while a shitty rap song plays over a muffled sound system. Not all of us agree with this logic, but we will respect his wishes.

The plan is now to head up to a friend’s cabin in the woods for a weekend. Since it’s on a lake, we may rent a couple jet skis. We’ll be bringing a fair amount of beer. I’m leaning towards a crew cab full-size truck, though a large SUV with three rows and adequate towing capacity may be better. Of the 15 of us going, only two or three have their own car – being able to carry seven to nine people may be an asset.

Any suggestions? A new three row Range Rover would be ideal, but an F-150 will fit in a lot better in the rural town where the cabin is situated. And is likely better equipped for an impromptu mudding sessions that are liable to happen.

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  • Mattsterzz Mattsterzz on Feb 21, 2013

    Grab a Navigator, massive, luxurious, powerful, and although its just a fancy Expedition, its better than a Escalade.

  • W.Minter W.Minter on Feb 21, 2013

    You don't need a car. You need a 30 foot RV! - Extra fridge - more cold beer - Space, space, space - Seats up to 9 guys - Spare beds, spare toilet, spare shower - Unbeatable fun when you get stuck in mud

  • IHateCars IHateCars on Feb 21, 2013

    F-150 Raptor! I know you've bitched about it in past postings but it's the perfect vehicle for cottage country. It'll fit five guys (seven, when drunk) and all your crap in the back, plus haul Jet-Skis. Plus, the local chicks will dig it when you head into town to re-stock with "supplies"! Perfect for hooning it in the mud pits after a few....

  • CenterfoldStrips CenterfoldStrips on Feb 21, 2013

    Let us do the driving. Just kidding. At least allow us to perform. http://www.centerfoldstrips.com Steph.

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