Oh, Deer

Jack Baruth
by Jack Baruth

Did you miss “HyperFest” this past weekend? If you did, then you missed out on what is turning out to be a genuinely American tradition: road racing, drifting, beer, open lapping, brawling, bikini contests, and general debauchery, all held at Summit Point’s outstanding Main Course.

The video above shows an incident that had everybody talking: a high-speed meeting with Bambi on the front straight. But wait, as the AutoBiWeek people say, there’s more.

In this frankly surreal video, multiple confrontations occur between police, women, and policewomen, complete with chokeholds and raw “I’M IN YOUR FACE!” drama, interrupted periodically to observe an Infiniti M45 drifting. All it really needs is a giant video screen featuring Kid Rock to complete the picture of our neo-Roman decline into international irrelevance.

So, for all you people who think road racing is some sort of hoity-toity LeMans CirKwee Doo Sarf business… now you know better, eh?


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  • John John on Jun 18, 2012

    Meth, Oxys, alcohol and Hoopies.

  • W Christian Mental Ward W Christian Mental Ward on Jun 19, 2012

    What I love about Hyperfest, is every year, at the exact same time, the exact same weekend, exact same race park, on the other side is a group of folks driving $500 race cars and drinking twice as much They average zero arrests and I don't even think the cops know they are there. Every now and again a shiny, lowered, hella-flush import will make a wrong turn and cruise through the pits. Zombie-eyed mechanics stare lustfully with welders in there hands wondering what parts can be used to patch together their smoldering heaps. They usually zip out as fast as they can without shattering their undercar lighting like the Griswalds in St Louis.

  • Sam P Sam P on Jun 19, 2012

    America. F Yeah!

  • Replica Replica on Jun 19, 2012

    Needs more Insane Clown Posse.

    • CRConrad CRConrad on Jun 25, 2012

      Far as I can tell, that WAS an insane clown posse.

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