Hammer Time: Missing You

Steven Lang
by Steven Lang

There are so many things I miss these days.

I miss having a presidential candidate that is as ruthless and cunning as Richard Nixon.

I miss stuffing my mouth with sweets and having a body that can absorb endless hours of athletic abuse.

I even miss a lot of the comedians from days gone by. From Red Skelton to Chris Farley. Even the Charlie Chaplin and Groucho Marx flicks always find their way to my home every month or so.

We always can use more laughter after all. But what about cars? What prophetic trends from our automotive past deserve a second coming?

Should the Yugo have been given the opportunity to evolve into something that was … well… a bit more enduring?

Do French cars need to be reconsidered by the American public at large? If so, will Renault have to remain content with marketing their cars under a pseudo-Japanese veneer? Or can Americans finally look at Renaults, Peugeots and Citroens as cars worth keeping.

Why do minivans and midsized station wagons get so little love these days? Is it because of a lack of good choices in today’s market ? Or have they truly been surpassed by the CUV, the SUV, and whatever you think a Crosstour should be called?

Will our descendants look back at the GTO and Prius with admiration and a tinge of envy? Or will it be the Trailblazers, the Monte Carlos, and the Azteks?

Okay. The last one was a bit of a stretch. But the question remains. What in today’s car market do you truly miss?

Writer’s Note: You can feel free to list features instead of models. In fact, you can even throw in the stalwarts of yesteryear. Would you love it if Soichiro Honda came back and took control of his company? Should Roger Smith have one more chance to turn GM into a synchronized hell march? The question is all yours folks, “What in today’s car market do you truly miss?”

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  • Replica Replica on Feb 06, 2012

    I miss being able to feel the road properly. Even in a Mazda2, which has pretty good steering feel, I still feel detached. I'm bothered that it's considered a virtue to most people to be isolated from the road. I miss the days when people were proud to be good drivers; when they were proud to be able to drive a manual transmission car. Now, a manual is considered a sign of poverty. I also miss the days when living below your means was considered common sense. If you don't buy what you can afford it's a social taboo. So be it. As others have stated, I too, miss windows.

  • Rpn453 Rpn453 on Feb 07, 2012

    I miss cars that don't electronically interfere with the driver's inputs.

  • Kjhkjlhkjhkljh kljhjkhjklhkjh I'd rather they have the old sweep gauges, the hhuuggee left to right speedometer from the 40's and 50's where the needle went from lefty to right like in my 1969 Nova
  • Buickman I like it!
  • JMII Hyundai Santa Cruz, which doesn't do "truck" things as well as the Maverick does.How so? I see this repeated often with no reference to exactly what it does better.As a Santa Cruz owner the only things the Mav does better is price on lower trims and fuel economy with the hybrid. The Mav's bed is a bit bigger but only when the SC has the roll-top bed cover, without this they are the same size. The Mav has an off road package and a towing package the SC lacks but these are just some parts differences. And even with the tow package the Hyundai is rated to tow 1,000lbs more then the Ford. The SC now has XRT trim that beefs up the looks if your into the off-roader vibe. As both vehicles are soft-roaders neither are rock crawling just because of some extra bits Ford tacked on.I'm still loving my SC (at 9k in mileage). I don't see any advantages to the Ford when you are looking at the medium to top end trims of both vehicles. If you want to save money and gas then the Ford becomes the right choice. You will get a cheaper interior but many are fine with this, especially if don't like the all touch controls on the SC. However this has been changed in the '25 models in which buttons and knobs have returned.
  • Analoggrotto I'd feel proper silly staring at an LCD pretending to be real gauges.
  • Gray gm should hang their wimpy logo on a strip mall next to Saul Goodman's office.
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