Chinese Truck Sex: A Hummer, But No Cummins

by Bertel Schmitt

Published: June 2nd, 2011

chinese truck sex a hummer but no cummins

The civilian Chinese ersatz-HUMMER we had showed you here isn’t really for sale to civilians. Car News China had a great story a while ago about China’s Dongfeng getting their hands legally on a Cummins engine by making a civilian version that no civilian can buy. Now, Car News China (which must be following the dealings of China’s Dongfeng for a living) has a story about a Chinese ersatz-Hummer that even a lowly civilian like myself might be able to buy.

The peacetime Hummer is, says Car News China, “based on the EQ2050 but with a very different style, more like the Hummer H2 than the Humvee.” Not much is known about the demilitarized truck, except that it “will use a new petrol engine instead of the American diesels that power the military version.” Those inscrutable Chinese. Now that they would have a chance to sell an American diesel to the public, they don’t want to. More pictures at Car News China.

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Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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Edward Niedermeyer on Jun 02, 2011

Headline of the day. Hands down.

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Advance_92 on Jun 02, 2011

Hummer? That picture looks like how the FJ should have looked.

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Bryce Chessum on Jun 02, 2011

So sell them the engine they want noone else wants these

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TOTitan on Jun 02, 2011

Unrelated question......Why do you choose to live in China with its not free press and its not elected by the people government?

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- Robert.Walter on Jun 02, 2011
  
  My guesses: 1. Because he can, 2. To draw questions like yours.
  
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- Edward Niedermeyer on Jun 02, 2011
  
  TOTitan: This is an off-topic and borderline trolling question... please direct such personal inquiries to our contact form, whence Bertel can respond to you directly (or not). This site is not "The Truth About Bertel Schmitt"... except for when I'm on vacation!
  
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- Bertel Schmitt on Jun 03, 2011
  
  @TOTitan: A.) After living for 35 years in the U.S. on a green card, which kept me from voting and doing jury duty, I don't notice the difference. B.) I thought, if GM and Ford don't miss the voting and free press in China, it can't be that bad. C.) Due to certain circumstances, I am free to choose amongst the more desirable places of the world, and that's my NSFW choice. D.) I am willing to relocate, but I will entertain that discussion only with people who can make a considerable financial contribution. If you want to continue the discussion, I'll tell you where to transfer the money. I'm sorry, I will not move to LA. E.) I have lived and worked around the world all my life. As alien as this concept may sound, I have learned to leave the running of a country to that country. None of my business. F.) This is reaching you from Tokyo, where I also live and where I also don't vote.
  
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