And the Real Winner Is…

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

GM cars start any 24 Hours of LeMons race with a big Index of Effluency advantage, and when you throw a big couch and handtruck in the bed of your Chevy S10 and spend the weekend hurling the thing around a twisty road course full of much faster vehicles… well, for the Greene County Moving Company, the end result was LeMons racing’s top trophy.

The couch-laden truck’s quickest lap time of 1:15 wasn’t so quick (in fact, it was the slowest thing on the track), but the Greene County Movers picked up exactly zero black flags and suffered only brief mechanical ailments, which gave them an impressive 28th place out of 68 entrants. This is the second S10 to win the IOE this year, after the Pickup Trash S10’s win in Michigan last month. Congratulations, Greene County Movers!

Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • Ian Anderson Ian Anderson on May 23, 2011

    I just noticed it's a long bed, the "dual taillights" confused me for a minute. Looks like it has a rotted out rocker panel and cab corner. I second pk386, what's the motor/trans, 2.5 2.8 or 4.3 and stick or 700R4?

  • Westley Westley on May 23, 2011

    Hey everyone! We only had 3 1/2 weeks to get this truck ready for the race. Our previous pick, an 87 Isuzu P'up (another gem), went south at the 4 week countdown mark (cracked head). With such little time, we didn't have too many options. Having already ordered a pickup roll cage, and purchased 14" tires, we needed something that would fit the bill. Hence we landed the S-10 you see above. It's a 1986 model with a 2.8L V-6 and 4-speed manual transmission. The truck had 205,000 miles on it (original motor and transmission). We bought it knowingly with oil pressure issues (hey, we were desperate). The first day we ran 10W-40, which is what the previous owner ran in it. However by the time we reached the end of day 1, the oil pressure was only around 10 psi at idle. So after a quick run to Walmart Saturday night, we threw some 20W-50 in her and she made it through day two. In fact, when we lost the wheel on the back stretch and had to be flatbedded in, I thought for sure we had lost the motor. I was happy to make it through the first two hours on day 1. This was our first debut at a LeMons event, and I wanted every driver to have a chance in the driver's seat. Making it through day 1 and day 2 were just bonuses. Everything on the truck was stock (no time), and the only other issue we had was overheating. When we shut the truck down (say fueling), the water would boil out. We would then have to drive a lap, and go behind the wall to add more water while the truck was running. @mechimike, I loved the Ford LTD. There's just something about the big land boats.

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    • Ian Anderson Ian Anderson on May 28, 2011

      PK386 I'd say a Camaro 3.4 since it will bolt right up to the trans and mounts, get a limited slip from a S-truck/S-Blazer/F-body/G-body, and 11" front discs from a later Blazer. If you want to get special get an 8.5" rear with discs and a posi from a *2WD* 4.3 stickshifted Blazer. Then play with lowering the suspension etc. I just passed 161K on a 4.3 TBI/700R4 combo and have been looking into making it go faster/handle better which is why I know this (that and too much time on my hands). Westley thanks for showing this can be done (again) and congrats on your run!

  • Analoggrotto Does anyone seriously listen to this?
  • Thomas Same here....but keep in mind that EVs are already much more efficient than ICE vehicles. They need to catch up in all the other areas you mentioned.
  • Analoggrotto It's great to see TTAC kicking up the best for their #1 corporate sponsor. Keep up the good work guys.
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  • Jeff JMII--If I did not get my Maverick my next choice was a Santa Cruz. They are different but then they are both compact pickups the only real compact pickups on the market. I am glad to hear that the Santa Cruz will have knobs and buttons on it for 2025 it would be good if they offered a hybrid as well. When I looked at both trucks it was less about brand loyalty and more about price, size, and features. I have owned 2 gm made trucks in the past and liked both but gm does not make a true compact truck and neither does Ram, Toyota, or Nissan. The Maverick was the only Ford product that I wanted. If I wanted a larger truck I would have kept either my 99 S-10 extended cab with a 2.2 I-4 5 speed or my 08 Isuzu I-370 4 x 4 with the 3.7 I-5, tow package, heated leather seats, and other niceties and it road like a luxury vehicle. I believe the demand is there for other manufacturers to make compact pickups. The proposed hybrid Toyota Stout would be a great truck. Subaru has experience making small trucks and they could make a very competitive compact truck and Subaru has a great all wheel drive system. Chevy has a great compact pickup offered in South America called the Montana which gm could make in North America and offered in the US and Canada. Ram has a great little compact truck offered in South America as well. Compact trucks are a great vehicle for those who want an open bed for hauling but what a smaller more affordable efficient practical vehicle.
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