BMW Dealers Face The Death Star

Cammy Corrigan
by Cammy Corrigan

Dealerships are a pain in the neck. The salesman tries to convince you that they’re your friend (when you know damn well they want as much money as they can squeeze out of you), getting warranty work out of them is sometimes a nightmare and, if you’re buying used, you don’t know what the car has been through. You can write a letter of complaint, but will that really help*? You may get a discounted service as compensation, but will anything REALLY change? Well, BMW wants to shake the dealership experience up a bit. In the customers’ favor.

Contracthireandleasing.com reports that BMW and Mini dealerships across the UK have launched a new customer service system that allows every customer to rate their dealership experience on a five star scale. The system also includes a facility for the customer to leave feedback comments which are posted on the dealer’s website. OMG, eBay scores for BMW dealers? “We are committed to providing the very best service for our customer and believe that this level of openness and transparency is not only desirable but essential,” said Tim Abbott, Managing Director of BMW UK.

Customers will be given a unique code, specific to a particular sales or service experience and will be invited to assign a star rating (out of five) and make comments. The comments and ratings will stay on the dealer’s website for 90 days and will be available to anybody who visits the site. For a dealer to score five stars, they have to achieve a stellar rating between 95 and 100 per cent satisfaction. One star means satisfaction is below 20 percent. That dealer shouldn’t get a star, he should be handed a gun with one round in the chamber.

The system has been trialed by BMW and Mini since January 2010. “This is a brave decision,” said Tim Abbott, “There is no hiding place in a retail environment displaying this kind of transparency. But I am confident that our dealers truly understand the importance of satisfied customer. For those who are not yet rated with four to five stars it will drive their future performance and deliver a more focused customer culture.” Translation: sloppy dealers will get an arse-kicking.

Incidentally, a system already exists for the United States. In researching this article I found a website which does rate dealers across the country. The problem with those is that ANYBODY can post feedback on there. Even if you’ve never been to the dealership. A bit like the NHTSA database. Or Dontdatehimgirl.com .


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  • Jerome10 Jerome10 on Nov 09, 2010

    Wow. I'm so impressed. As mentioned, now you will be further pressured and hassled on this stuff. And I'm sure NO BMW/MINI dealer will ever offer little "exchanges" for this stuff. I've heard of free oil changes when you submit your survey, or even things where they want you to fill it out on the spot in front of someone in exchange for a free set of mats, or said oil change (I assume so they can guide your answers for you....or change your answers after you leave). And also, for anonymous, sure have heard a lot of people who end up contacted by their dealer (the irony of a reviewer giving bad scores then being harassed for not giving top marks is pretty funny). Lastly, this is still a system that is open to interpretation, yet treated by BMW as an absolute with zero wiggle room. Ask 10 different people what it takes to get a "perfect" or a "5" and you might get 10 different answers. One might expect $100 on the front seat, another something fixed that the owner hadn't noticed, and another just wants the car done right and washed, while another customer doesn't want his car run through the wash. It really isn't quite right to put so much pressure on a dealer for scoring that is up to the customer to judge. They are dumb systems. I like the comment about the law firm. If people keep coming back with their business, chances are they're satisfied. Doesn't mean you can't improve, but really, that's the best judge. I just know too many dealers with too many service awards that have been wretched all-around. Bad sales, bad service. Its especially the case when there is no other competition in the area. Say a BMW dealer that is 300 miles from the next BMW dealer. they got a monopoly!

  • Amendment X Amendment X on Nov 09, 2010

    At least they're trying

  • FreedMike Meanwhile...Tesla's market share and YTD sales continue to decline, in an EV market that just set yet another quarterly sales record. Earth to Musk: stop with the political blather, stop with the pie-in-the-sky product promises, and start figuring out how to do a better job growing your business with good solid product that people want. Instead of a $30,000 self driving taxi that depends on all kinds of tech that isn't anywhere near ready for prime time, how about a $30,000 basic EV that depends on tech you already perfected? That will build your business; showing up at Trump rallies won't.
  • 28-Cars-Later "Here in Washington state they want to pass a law dictating what tires you can buy or not." Uh, waht?
  • Tassos NEVER. All season tires are perfectly adequate here in the Snowbelt MI. EVEN if none of my cars have FWD or AWD or 4WD but the most challenging of all, RWD, as all REAL cars should.
  • Gray Here in Washington state they want to pass a law dictating what tires you can buy or not. They want to push economy tires in a northern state full of rain and snow. Everything in my driveway wears all terrains. I'm not giving that up for an up to 3 percent difference.
  • 1995 SC I remember when Elon could do no wrong. Then we learned his politics and he can now do no right. And we is SpaceX always left out of his list of companies?
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