The Truth About Traffic Tickets

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

Ok, so which car gets the most tickets? A red Corvette? Jack Baruth’s Phaeton? Any Porsche? Wrong on all counts.

Quality Planning is a company that provides statistics to insurance companies. They relate cars to the people who drive them and especially how those people drive them. Quality Planning’s findings can cost you or save you money in terms of insurance. Ok, none of the above is on top of the list.

The Mercedes SL-Class roadster is not only a babe magnet, it has a fatal attraction to cops. But wait until you hear what the #2 car is.

It’s the alleged blandmobile, the vanilla Toyota Camry Solara. Followed, get this, by another Toyota, the Scion TC. Followed by a dead car, the Hummer. Even more interesting: The nation’s #1 hoonmobile, the Mercedes SL, is driven by an old and reckless driver who is 53 year on the average. And 59 percent of its ticketed drivers are women. Did I mention it’s a babe magnet? The runner-up, the Camry Solara, has a similar average age (50 years), 61 percent of its ticketed drivers are driverettes.

Vehicle with highest percentage of violationsMakeModelBody StyleViolations*Average Age% MaleMercedes-BenzSL-ClassConvertible404%5341%ToyotaCamry-SolaraCoupe349%5039%ScionTCCoupe343%3039%HummerH2/H3SUV292%4673%ScionXBHatchback270%3740%Mercedes-BenzCLS-63 AMGSedan264%4658%AcuraIntegraCoupe185%3360%PontiacGrand PrixSedan182%4041%Mercedes-BenzCLK 63 AMGSedan179%4744%VolkswagenGTIHatchback178%4044

Violations/100,000 miles driven, expressed as percentage of average. For a complete list,
see www.qualityplanning.com.

Now what about cars that are nearly ticket-proof? If you don’t want to send checks to the DMV or the court, get an SUV or minivan. Best, get a Buick Rainier. Average age 61, 71 percent driven by men. Cops pretty much ignore them.

Vehicles with lowest percentage of violationsMakeModelBody StyleViolations*Average Age% MaleBuickRainierSUV23%6171%MazdaTributeSUV26%3629%ChevroletC/K- 3500/2500Pickup26%4086%KiaSpectraSedan27%4044%BuickLacrosseSUV32%6550%SaturnAura HybridSedan37%5914%OldsmobileSilhouetteMinivan37%4150%ChevroletUplanderMinivan38%4054%HyundaiTucsonSUV38%4740%PontiacVibeSUV39%4132%

Violations/100,000 miles driven, expressed as percentage of average. For a complete list,
see www.qualityplanning.com.

Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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  • Steven02 Steven02 on Oct 18, 2010

    What is surprising is that most all the cars listed are primarily female driven. Now why was my insurance so much higher when I was learning to drive...

  • Lorenzo Lorenzo on Oct 18, 2010

    @Steven02, your insurance wasn't higher, the insurance of your female contemporaries was lower, because they got fewer claims against them. They'd just cry after bending a fender and the other driver would work something out with her dad. The same other driver would have called you a reckless punk and made sure you got points on your license, and all your male contemporaries would pay the price.

  • ToolGuy Is the idle high? How many codes are behind the check engine light? How many millions to address the traction issue? What's the little triangular warning lamp about?
  • Ajla Using an EV for going to landfill or parking at the bad shopping mall or taking a trip to Sex Cauldron. Then the legacy engines get saved for the driving I want to do. 🤔
  • SaulTigh Unless we start building nuclear plants and beefing up the grid, this drive to electrification (and not just cars) will be the destruction of modern society. I hope you love rolling blackouts like the US was some third world failed state. You don't support 8 billion people on this planet without abundant and relatively cheap energy.So no, I don't want an electric car, even if it's cheap.
  • 3-On-The-Tree Lou_BCone of many cars I sold when I got commissioned into the army. 1964 Dodge D100 with slant six and 3 on the tree, 1973 Plymouth Duster with slant six, 1974 dodge dart custom with a 318. 1990 Bronco 5.0 which was our snowboard rig for Wa state and Whistler/Blackcomb BC. Now :my trail rigs are a 1985 Toyota FJ60 Land cruiser and 86 Suzuki Samurai.
  • RHD They are going to crash and burn like Country Garden and Evergrande (the Chinese property behemoths) if they don't fix their problems post-haste.
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