The Booth Babe Chronicles: Ad Roundup

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by The Booth Babe

I love video displays at auto shows. For example, I’m hoping and really looking forward to Toyota playing the Swagger Wagon video on heavy rotation all day, every day this auto show season. I’m sure it will only start to get old after the first 17 times in a shift. My sources tell me Toyota is ditching the live performances this year (I know how broken up you’ll be about missing the Avalon Lounge Act) so they’ll need something eye-catching to fill the void.

Video displays at the auto show don’t get enough love or attention from consumers. It’s a shame, really, because what is put onscreen is often very clever. Sometimes they’ll even throw in some of their overseas commercials, and then you’re in for a real treat. Here are a few I hope we’ll see on overhead displays this auto show season.

I love the Volkswagen spot from Norway. It is compelling, has a surprise ending and makes you want to know more about the car. It is clear who the demographic is — 30-somethings (who may or may not be about to divorce). It reminds me of the Coors Light Cold Activated Window commercials in the sense that both feature men easily distracted by “man stuff.”

I dig the old school vibe of this Australian ad, but I don’t quite get who Kia is trying to market to. Over they have the bumpy dong ads catering to the minivan crowd. Over they have the hamsters trying to draw in a young, hip, urban crowd like they’re Scion or something. Now there’s a new ad showing a guy who wishes he were still young, hip and urban but actually part of the minivan crowd. This kind of thing can work for a company like Ford who has an extremely iconic and highly differentiated product line. Kia does not. I really like watching their ads, don’t get me wrong — they are very entertaining and never fail to make me smile. But I’m still not buying a Kia.

If you are railing against the corrupt consumerism of your obscenely wealthy parents (who sent you to an Ivy League school where you inexplicably studied art instead of business, you ungrateful brat) then it appears the Honda Jazz is for you. An actual line of dialogue: “It makes being judgmental of people who aren’t as cool as you even easier.” Finally, a car for sanctimonious goody-goodies that isn’t a Prius.

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  • Master Baiter The new Model 3 Performance is actually tempting, in spite of the crappy ergonomics. 0-60 in under 3 seconds, which is faster than a C8 Corvette, plus it has a back seat and two trunks. And comparable in weight to a BMW M3.
  • SCE to AUX The Commies have landed.
  • Arthur Dailey The longest we have ever kept a car was 13 years for a Kia Rondo. Only ever had to perform routine 'wear and tear' maintenance. Brake jobs, tire replacements, fluids replacements (per mfg specs), battery replacement, etc. All in all it was an entirely positive ownership experience. The worst ownership experiences from oldest to newest were Ford, Chrysler and Hyundai.Neutral regarding GM, Honda, Nissan (two good, one not so good) and VW (3 good and 1 terrible). Experiences with other manufacturers were all too short to objectively comment on.
  • MaintenanceCosts Two-speed transfer case and lockable differentials are essential for getting over the curb in Beverly Hills to park on the sidewalk.
  • MaintenanceCosts I don't think any other OEM is dumb enough to market the system as "Full Self-Driving," and if it's presented as a competitor to SuperCruise or the like it's OK.
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