What's Wrong With This Picture: Scoville Scale Edition

Edward Niedermeyer
by Edward Niedermeyer

The next-gen Cayenne gets caught without camo by Autoexpress. So, on a scale of zero to 16 million, just how spicy is the new peppery Porsche? Our equipment is rating it somewhere between “Pimento” and “Poblano.”

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  • Twotone Twotone on Dec 07, 2009

    The Cayenne is not a vehicle worthy of the Porsche name. Leave it as a VW Touareg and move on. Twotone

  • Willbodine Willbodine on Dec 07, 2009

    Pretty ugly.

  • Robert Schwartz Robert Schwartz on Dec 07, 2009
    Dean Wormer: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
  • Rusted Source Rusted Source on Dec 08, 2009

    +1 porschespeed I don't like the Cayenne, never have, but if it makes the company financially viable and some yahoos out there are willing to buy them then that's better than losing a legendary motorsport brand due to hard economic times. Even without the Cayenne what better options exist? Build more 911s and dilute the brand? Raise the price on 911s so that only the upper crust of the upper crust can afford them? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necessary_Evil Cayman seems like a step in the right direction, Pawnamerica? TBD.