EU to GM: "Deliver That Letter, The Sooner The Better"

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

Another day, another Opel that is still not sold yet. As reported before, EU competition commissioner Neelie Kroes made good on her previous threats (which were ignored in wholesale fashion) and said that the €4.5b ($6.72b) in – mostly German – state aid for Opel may be against EU rules. So what now? One option seems to take Opel into insolvency. But there’s another way to fix it: GM needs to certify that the Opel/Magna/Sperbank deal came together “without political pressure.” So says the German car dealer’s favorite read, Das Autohaus. If Brussels gets such a letter, then the qualms they have about possible anti-competitive behavior will just go away. It’s that easy?


Sure is. But Nellie just handed GM another instrument of torture. GM could have written “Dear Nellie: We have never been under pressure, political or otherwise, to do the Opel/Magna deal. Who do you think we are? A lemon? We did it all on our own volition. Anything you have read about Germany giving their money only to a Magna deal is pure fabrication. By the way, Putin is a swell guy. Sincerely, Fritz Henderson”

Did GM write that letter? Noooooo. Instead, they invited Magna for a new round of arm-twisting. No letter, no deal. The postage on that thing will be quite costly.

Even if the Nellie Kroes finds that letter in her mailbox, the deal is far from done. The unions want a bigger slice of the pie. To get it, they do what they know best: They won’t come to work. The Spanish union CCOO reported that there will be a strike in Zaragoza on October 28, October 30, November 3 and 5 – unless Magna caves in. Let’s hope that Ms. Kroes doesn’t require a letter from Magna that there was no pressure whatsoever from anybody.

Kids, the longer this drags on, the more it will become clear that nobody really needs Opel. Europe would be just fine without it. Liposucking a little capacity from the obese car manufacturing sector wouldn’t hurt either. I’d know a car company or two in China who would love to adopt that baby.

Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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  • Twitchykun Twitchykun on Oct 21, 2009

    Without "political pressure", Mr. Schmitt? That's about as likely as Porsche making a pickup truck.

  • Akitadog Akitadog on Oct 21, 2009

    "I’d know a car company or two in China who would love to adopt that baby." That's funny, usually it's Americans adopting unwanted babies from China.

  • ToolGuy First picture: I realize that opinions vary on the height of modern trucks, but that entry door on the building is 80 inches tall and hits just below the headlights. Does anyone really believe this is reasonable?Second picture: I do not believe that is a good parking spot to be able to access the bed storage. More specifically, how do you plan to unload topsoil with the truck parked like that? Maybe you kids are taller than me.
  • ToolGuy The other day I attempted to check the engine oil in one of my old embarrassing vehicles and I guess the red shop towel I used wasn't genuine Snap-on (lots of counterfeits floating around) plus my driveway isn't completely level and long story short, the engine seized 3 minutes later.No more used cars for me, and nothing but dealer service from here on in (the journalists were right).
  • Doughboy Wow, Merc knocks it out of the park with their naming convention… again. /s
  • Doughboy I’ve seen car bras before, but never car beards. ZZ Top would be proud.
  • Bkojote Allright, actual person who knows trucks here, the article gets it a bit wrong.First off, the Maverick is not at all comparable to a Tacoma just because they're both Hybrids. Or lemme be blunt, the butch-est non-hybrid Maverick Tremor is suitable for 2/10 difficulty trails, a Trailhunter is for about 5/10 or maybe 6/10, just about the upper end of any stock vehicle you're buying from the factory. Aside from a Sasquatch Bronco or Rubicon Jeep Wrangler you're looking at something you're towing back if you want more capability (or perhaps something you /wish/ you were towing back.)Now, where the real world difference should play out is on the trail, where a lot of low speed crawling usually saps efficiency, especially when loaded to the gills. Real world MPG from a 4Runner is about 12-13mpg, So if this loaded-with-overlander-catalog Trailhunter is still pulling in the 20's - or even 18-19, that's a massive improvement.
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