Ask the Best and Brightest: What Weighs Nearly 400 Pounds and Destroys Cars From a Helicopter?

Robert Farago
by Robert Farago

Nope. Not a bear. Although I bet this 400 lbs. bear would have liked the opportunity to take out a few cars from a chopper before Tim Lorey’s marksmanship made him take The Big Sleep (and I don’t mean hibernation). Write your answer below. THEN click here for the (an?) answer.

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  • Lprocter1982 Lprocter1982 on Oct 18, 2009

    A 400 pound bag of manure?

  • Johnster Johnster on Oct 19, 2009

    Yeah, but it never really happened. It was made-up episode of "WKRP in Cincinnati." No actual cars or any actual turkeys (or anything else) were actually harmed in the filming of that episode.

  • PeteMoran PeteMoran on Oct 19, 2009

    A grinning idiot with a gun and a dead animal. Drop a 400lbs pumpkin on him instead.

  • Nevets248 Nevets248 on Oct 19, 2009

    Hmmmm, Susan Docherty's leather outfits, Mark LaNeve's hair plugs and Bob Lutz's ego!