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1985 Maserati BiTurbo With 18,480 Miles Headed for Crusher

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Robert Farago
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August 14th, 2009 2:59 PM
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Click here for the video—although, thankfully, not the actual euthanasia. [Thanks to The Duke for the link.]

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Published August 14th, 2009 2:22 PM
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They say the English are the best mechanics in the world because of the kind of cars they had to learn on. Italians I think are the second best. (Just look at fotmula 1 1-English 2-Italians 3-Germans Last-Japonese Transplants ie All thee above with japonese badges on there fire suits Americans?) These cars are character building. These cars were in another league. Italians used to skimp on details as long the car had soul. The europeans understand why the Japonese are successful, they have no sentiment or emotions for cars. English cars where over engineered, Italian cars over enthaused. German cars uninspired. French cars aloof... unless the name ended with a vowel. Alfa Romeo 1st world champion 1925 Coure Sportive! Maserati Indy 500 Champs 1939 & 1940, when the indy ment something. (PS BMW run three minutes? I think a slant six would run normally if they qualified for cash for clunkers.)
Plop an early pre-Iron Duke Vega engine into the thing to vastly improve reliability. Or a late-model crate anything. It is a rwd, right? Alter driveshaft, plop in a late model tranny that fits the engine and perhaps have the last running BI-turbo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
@FrankCanada: They say the English are the best mechanics in the world because of the kind of cars they had to learn on. They say in heaven the police are British, the chefs are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian, and it’s all organised by the Swiss, while in hell the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organised by the Italians.
Hmmm Ya know... This kinda shit bothers the hell outta me. And I know this is one major LEAGUE bad ploy for people to revert to their consumer (dont EVEN EVER get me started on how I HATE THE WORD CONSUMER, ((worse than the pain of 10k suns!!))) role, and go out and buy something.. But for CHRISSAKES.. DO ya have to sacrafice this beaut to the pile? I mean c'mon. Im only in my early 30s and I wont ever get to see one of these on the road.. Is this the kind of shit we are going to see in the future.. perfectly good looking and rare automobiles.. sacraficed to the giant crusher.. cause some sensor gave up the ghost?! What kind of world are we leaving our loins when this beaut goes away?!