Inside GM: "Go on Take the Money and RUN"

Robert Farago
by Robert Farago

Another email from a GM insider: “Meet Rick, unassuming book worm with a penchant of fixing all things mechanical. Rick was a 12 year veteran of GM, spending 7 years as a journeyman Machine repairman. Due to a constantly shrinking work force, Rick soon had to relocate. Luckily, Rick’s first transfer kept him in his skilled trade and fortunately keep another well rounded expert in mechanical issues with the Corporation. Rick was content with the move but according to him ‘I wouldn’t wish that shit on anyone.’ Little did Rick know that the plant he just re-located to was soon announced that within 8 months it would cease production. Left with the option of hoping like hell another plant needed manpower or immerse himself in the job market, OL’ Rick again rented a U-Haul. It was in October 2003 that I had meet Rick. It still leaves me missing his daily ‘Hey dude, if its done this way, shit would be better’ remarks.

Rick backed up said statements through the bureaucratic hell we inside the Beast refer to as The SUGGESTION PLAN network. Its a spin on what the foreign transplant facilities had been doing for years. Its really a great way to filter ideas on manufacturing cost savings and throughput, quality and all the other things that brings together a sense in ownership among the workforce. Only problem with this idea is the amount of crap that clogs the filter.

Case in point: one suggestion to repaint aisle way lines with corresponding dates rewarded the suggestor a $650 advancement on his check.

Rick’s suggestion relied more on his knack for watching the habits of mechanisms around him. Our own little Goodwill Hunting of the Industrial world placed a suggestion that saved scrap cost an amazing $112,000 in a calendar year. Rick’s reward? An umbrella and an entry into the plants Holiday raffle.

So what you say? He should have done this because he works for GM,right! He already draws a good living and should support the cause. Problem is, Rick agreed. It’s job security. It’s a reduction in waste and another fine effort in reduction of expenditures.

The Suggestions that employees enter have to be approved by management. Once approved the suggestion then enters the realm of applicability. This is a dangerous realm. Chock full of wicked nay-sayers. Self righteous middle and upper management that wallow in laziness. To implement is to do, to do is to work and surely they have to much on their platter to investigate a suggestion.

Rick’s suggestion would change tooling on many of the robots in his area, robots that moved parts of the sub-assembly from station to station. Occasional ”mis-grips” caused some components to slip and fall to the floor. After a cleaning of the area, any part that was malformed from the ”mis-grip” was shit-canned.

Rick attended team meetings and explained his suggestion to no avail. He stopped the plant manager, again to no avail. Rick went as far as to draft the sequence in which the tooling could be placed and explained that to reconfigure the tooling could take place in under 3 hours. One wall after another was what Rick ran into. Not to be discouraged, Rick continued to enter suggestions, sometimes he would go into other departments of the plant to seek out inefficiencies. Then one day his reply came back: implementation on tooling change cannot be accepted.

Rick retreated to his readings of spacial relations, particularly anything Hawkin. He was fond of saying that the book “A brief history of Time” was the idiot’s guide to feeling like an idiot. Always sticking to the unassuming role, Rick would confide in me how much he enjoyed making cars and doing it with GM. We could build an untouchable car if we wanted to. WE can design better than the japs. WE can do this and that.

It was then that I realized Rick was constantly thinking about the manufacturing of vehicles. All the while time was running out on Rick’s suggestion. Time limits are a bitch you know.

Over a year had passed and Rick’s suggestion was null and void. During a plant tour with executives from Corporate, a business unit superintendent SUGGESTED tooling changes would be implemented to reduce (get this shit) INCIDENTAL PART MALFORMITIES.

The evil empire won again.

When the presentation took place on this item the question was asked by one of the head honcho’s “Who came up with this idea?” Myself, replied the Super, along with help from our plants Millwright supervisor. I attended this meeting and spoke up on the behalf of Rick.This suggestion was turned in a year ago and credit should go to the proper employee. No such luck.

Returning to the area I went straight to Rick and explained what had taken place. He shrugged his shoulders and said “they can have it.” He had just signed the special attrition package. 12 years of service, 3 plants, numerous damn good ideas and the never ending “Rick Quest”of finding a better way to do things. $91,000 after taxes to leave it all behind.

The day he left we bid each other fare well and the promise to keep in contact. Before he left Rick could not find the Superintendent that cut him out. So he left his umbrella and a note simply saying “good luck.”

Rick is now employed at a foreign owned exhaust parts maker plant that services both GM and Honda. As a supervisor himself now, he has commented on the freedom of making changes regarding reducing anything redundant or wasteful. Sometimes these ideas work sometimes they dont.

But its the idea that these ideas are at least investigated that is the most reassuring.

The last conversation that Rick and I had regarded the Bridge loans, bail outs, whichever you like to call them.Though were separated by companies, our economic fate is intertwined. He’s remarked that his company cannot survive with the volume of only supplying Honda. It reminds me of what Rick said to me before he left GM. “Go on take the money and RUN.”


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  • Durishin Durishin on Dec 16, 2008

    "Dog got run over?" OMG! He sings C&W too?! Swoon! Actually, I was using the PE as a proxy for big gumment. I mentioned some others on the play bill as well.

  • 1996MEdition 1996MEdition on Dec 16, 2008
    psarhjinian: "Dog got run over? It’s the goddamn Barack Obama." Don't forget that he blew up the levees in New Orleans, too!
  • Marc Muskrat only said what he needed to say to make the stock pop. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.
  • SCE to AUX I never believed they cancelled it. That idea was promoted by people who concluded that the stupid robotaxi idea was a replacement for the cheaper car; Tesla never said that.
  • 28-Cars-Later 2018 Toyota Auris: Pads front and back, K&N air filter and four tires @ 30K, US made Goodyears already seem inferior to JDM spec tires it came with. 36K on the clock.2004 Volvo C70: Somewhere between $6,5 to $8 in it all told, car was $3500 but with a wrecked fender, damaged hood, cracked glass headlight, and broken power window motor. Headlight was $80 from a yard, we bought a $100 door literally for the power window assembly, bodywork with fender was roughly a grand, brakes/pads, timing belt/coolant and pre-inspection was a grand. Roof later broke, parts/labor after two repair trips was probably about $1200-1500 my cost. Four 16in Cooper tires $62 apiece in 2022 from Wal Mart of all places, battery in 2021 $200, 6qts tranny fluid @ 20 is $120, maybe $200 in labor last year for tranny fluid change, oil change, and tire install. Car otherwise perfect, 43K on the clock found at 38.5K.1993 Volvo 244: Battery $65, four 15in Cooper tires @ $55 apiece, 4 alum 940 wheels @ roughly $45 apiece with shipping. Fixes for random leaks in power steering and fuel lines, don't remember. Needs rear door and further body work, rear door from yard in Gettysburg was $250 in 2022 (runs and drives fine, looks OK, I'm just a perfectionist). TMU, driven maybe 500 miles since re-acquisition in 2021.
  • 1995 SC I never hated these. Typical GM though. They put the wrong engine in it to start with, fixed it, and then killed it. I say that as a big fan of the aluminum 5.3, but for how they were marketing this it should have gotten the Corvette Motor at the start. Would be a nice cruiser though even with the little motor. The 5.3 without the convertible in a package meant to be used as a truck would have been great in my mind, but I suspect they'd have sold about 7 of them.
  • Rochester I'd rather have a slow-as-mud Plymouth Prowler than this thing. At least the Prowler looked cool.
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