Chrysler 300C on EBay? No, It's a Rolls Royce RR4!

by Justin Berkowitz

November 25th, 2008 6:42 PM

chrysler 300c on ebay no it s a rolls royce rr4

People have been sticking cheesy Bentley knock-off grilles on their 300s since the day they went on sale (my favorite one has a probably copyright-infringing “B” at the top). But what you really need, if you want to trick the half-blind into believing you have a Roller and not a mere rapper’s Chrysler, are suicide doors. The seller tells us it’s a replica of the as-yet unreleased Rolls-Royce RR4. It’s missing some of the fine details of the Bentley TowncArnage, like the hood logo, seat covers, and “Rolls-Royce of Beverly Hills” license plate frame. You can read the seriously hilarious description after the jump.

FUTURE MODELS OF ROLLS ROYCE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE ROOF OF THE CARS SHORTER, NOTICE THAT THE ROOF OF THE CAR IS LOWER JUST LIKE THE CHRYSLER 300C, THIS REPLICA IS OF A SEDAN 4 DOOR RR4 CONCEPT CAR NOW APPROVED FOR PRODUCTION. COMMING OUT IN 2010. NOW YOU CAN DRIVE A CAR THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS, BE ORIGINAL, WHY SPEND $500K OR MORE FOR A CAR THAT DOWN THE STREET SOMEONE ELSE IS GOING TO BE DRIVING ANOTHER JUST LIKE THE ONE YOU JUST PAID OVER $500K FOR, BE A SMART BUYER IS ALL IN PEOPLES MINDS, YOU WANT ATTENTION, I PARK THIS CAR NEXT TO $400K PHANTOMS IN RODEO DRIVE, AND PEOPLE GATHER AROUND MY CAR AND TAKE PICTURES WITH IT, PLUS THAT $500K CAR IN THE NEXT YEAR OR 2 IS GOING TO BE WORTH $200K LESS, BECAUSE THEN A NEW MODEL IS GOING TO BE OUT, WHICH IN 2010 OR 2011 IS GOING TO BE THE MODEL OF MY CAR THAT YOU CAN BE DRIVING NOW, MY CAR IS GOING TO MAINTAIN IT’S VALUE BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDERPAYING FOR THE VEHICLE NOW, BE UNIQUE, NOT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE AND ALSO SAVE A LOT OF MONEY, YOU WILL ALSO BE DRIVING AN ALMOST NEW CAR IT ONLY HAS 7K MILES IS RELIABLE AND MAINTANCE IS VERY INEXPENSIVE.

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BlueBrat on Nov 26, 2008

Considering 99% of the public never has seen a real RR in person, let alone even knowing one if it passed by them, you can see why this stuff works in fooling folks. My favorite was the 300 with the RR grill & the audi-rings logo over the front of the grill.

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Psarhjinian on Nov 26, 2008

They see me rollin'. They hatin'...

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