Chrysler Suicide Watch 30: The Early Attempts, Pt. 2

Paul Niedermeyer
by Paul Niedermeyer

Chrysler’s near-death experience in 1980 had a salutary effect on the company’s culture. Headcount was slashed by over 50 percent. By necessity, the old ways of doing business were consigned to the crusher. “New Chrysler’s” execs, managers, marketers, designers, engineers, union workers and suppliers all had to work together to find creative ways of doing more with less. With Lee Iaccoca at the helm, it was a seminal moment in Chrysler’s history: an opportunity for the once great American car company to thoroughly reinvent itself.

Necessity was the mother of all platform sharing. Introduced in ’81, Chrysler’s “K” cars offered seemingly endless variations on the same mechanical theme: Plymouth Reliant, Dodge Aires, 400 and 600; Chrysler LeBaron, Town and Country and Executive; and on and on and on. By the time the K stopped being special, Chrysler had produced nearly 40 variants.

It worked. With lowered overheads, interchangeable parts and Iacocca’s salesmanship, Chrysler was soon back in black.

After paying back Uncle Sam, Chrysler’s accumulating cash cache began to take its toll, allowing the automaker to slip back into kicking back. Even worse, the money burned a hole in Lido’s pocket. A suicidal spending spree ensued.

Like other successful CEOs, Iaccoca coveted a Gulfstream jet. Unfortunately, he liked it so much he bought the company. In an ill-advised aping of GM’s purchase of Hughes and EDS, Chrysler decided to diversify. In 1987, Chrysler bought the floundering American Motors Corporation (AMC). Lido correctly saw AMC’s Jeep brand as the crown jewel. During the ensuing SUV boom, Jeep made Iaccoca into a genius.

The 1990 recession caught Chrysler flat-footed (once again). The company shot its cash wad on acquisitions instead of investing in competitive new cars and building a rainy day fund. Gulfstream was quickly jettisoned. Newly-installed President “Maximum Bob” Lutz refocused the company’s energies on new product development. Lido finally relented to the board’s increasingly adamant urgings to retire.

In the nineties, Chrysler experienced its final manic high. Having slashed the costs of new car development through the use of integrated development teams to 2.8 percent of revenue (GM: eight percent), a slew of new cars spewed forth: the Viper (’92), LH full sized sedans (’93), New Yorker/LHS (’94), compact Neon (’94), Ram pickups (’94), mid size Cirrus/Stratus (’95) and all-new mini-vans (’96).

By 1997, the new product barrage pushed Chrysler’s market share to 23 percent (shockingly close to GM’s current market share). Chrysler was hailed as the model for the American automobile industry's incipient revival.

Affable, mild-mannered Chrysler Chairman Robert Eaton saw towering clouds on the horizon. In a 1997 speech, Eaton described a “perfect storm” involving global over-production. Eaton’s cowardly solution: sell Chrysler to Daimler and walk away with nearly $100m in his pocket.

In all likelihood, Eaton knew that Chrysler’s manic success was built on a weak foundation. In [what’s become] classic American style, Chrysler's flood of hastily-spun new products was far from perfect. In an echo of Chrysler’s 1957 fiasco, quality problems were rife. Rubber-band transmissions, blown Neon head gaskets, ever-cheapening interiors and a general prioritization of flash over substance were the all-too prevalent ingredients of the “New, New Chrysler”. The “model for the revitalization of the US car industry” was not a robust formula with which to take on the Asians.

Rather than disappoint investors (and spoil his own stock options) by plowing profits and dividends into improving product quality, Eaton made it someone else's problem. If Daimler had done its homework and checked the corporation’s medical records, they would have known that Chrysler crashes like clockwork every six to ten years. In fact, the acquisition by Daimler only accentuated Chrysler’s all-too-soon next crash, because of the clash of cultures and Eaton’s increasingly disengaged leadership (seller’s remorse?).

Daimler paid $38b just before the inevitable collapse, and sent Dr. Z to minister to the sickly patient. But the German executive administered the usual prescription of happy pills: slash costs, cheapen the goods and rush out some new product (Chrysler 300). The result was a classic dead cat bounce: a $1.7b dollar profit in 2005, followed by an endless sea of red ink.

The perfect storm that Eaton had tried to detour gathered strength. Instead of addressing Chrysler’s underlying pathology, the shot-gun wedding only exacerbated the disease. In every category, Chrysler was attacked by competitors, and its products were inevitably found wanting. No wonder Daimler practically paid Cerberus to take the ailing automaker off its hands.

Chrysler has had nine major crashes. “Doc” Nardelli is desperately trying to find a pulse, hoping there’s a tenth life left in the once proud company. But it’s looking more and more like he’s got a corpse on his hands. At least it came with a signed organ donor card.

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  • Gentle Ted Gentle Ted on Jan 04, 2008

    The Detroit Free Press has announced the start of planned layoffs of Union workers in both the USA and in Canada at Brampton Ontario for Chrysler workers.

  • Keith Tomas Keith Tomas on Oct 12, 2009

    Neon. The car of my nightmares.

  • Bob65688581 We bought zillions of German cars, despite knowing about WWII slave labor. Refusing to buy something for ideological reasons is foolish.Both the US and the EU have imposed tariffs, so the playing field is level. I'll buy the best price/quality, regardless of nationality.Another interesting question would be "Would you buy one of the many new European moderate-price EVs?" but of course they aren't sold here.Third interesting question: "Why won't Stellantis sell its best products in America?"
  • Freshblather No. Worried there will be malicious executable code built into the cars motherboard that could disable the Chinese cars in the event of hostilities between the west and China.
  • Bd2 Absolutely not - do not want to support a fascist, totalitarian regime.
  • SCE to AUX The original Capri was beautiful. The abomination from the 90s was no Capri, and neither is this.It looks good, but too similar to a Polestar. And what's with the whacked price?
  • Rover Sig Absolutely not. Ever.
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