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TTAC Kills “TWAT” Awards; New Name Needed STAT!

By Robert Farago
October 23, 2007 -

tribecad_1_560px.jpgRelax. The BLANK awards will continue exactly as planned. Same nomination process (now closed), same writers’ comments, same press release, same no-holds-barred excoriation. It’s just that our ad guy (yes, we have an ad guy) is adamant: TWAT is an acronym too far. Potential advertisers (yes we have potential advertisers) can’t abide the locker room humor. I’ve made an executive decision to capitulate on this “issue” for the greater good (i.e. money), because TTAC needs more resources (i.e. money) to survive and thrive. In other words, needs must, and a pile of rolling garbage by any other name will still smell so sweet. Meanwhile, can you please help us devise a new, less sophomoric name?  Suggestions below ASAP. We’ll use it tomorrow to start the official voting. Never a dull moment, eh?


113 Comments on “ TTAC Kills “TWAT” Awards; New Name Needed STAT! ”

  • foobar :


    Cars Really Aren’t Perfect?

    Oh, you said *less* sophomoric. Why not just keep it simple and call it the “Worst List” or the “Bottom Ten” or something?

  • starlightmica :


    I guess that’s the end of TBAG, too.

  • Megan Benoit :


    How about TATA? Ten Autos To Avoid…

    I like TRASH, also… “Ten Repugnant Autos Sold Here.”

  • glenn126 :


    Worst Ten Failures Automotive Award

    WTF-AA? Oh dang it, that won’t work either.

  • Joshvar :


    I submit the following:

    Rolling Examples of Automotive Mediocrity (or Manure, your choice :P)

  • TexasAg03 :


    WART - Worst Automobiles Running Today

  • Sajeev Mehta :


    TABLE: Ten Automobiles Befitting Low Expectations.

    Put ‘em on the TABLE!

  • Slow_Joe_Crow :


    The wooden spoon award, or the golden cinderblock, or the bottom ten, or TWOM ten worst on the market, which could leave a spot for used cars.

  • TexasAg03 :


    CRUD - Cars Representing Unfortunate Decisions

  • Megan Benoit :


    Love it, Sajeev!

    TOAD: Ten Obvious Automotive Disasters

  • Gardiner Westbound :


    A good business decision in my view. The former name’s unintended probable consequence is to severely restrict mainstream media mention. The loss of free publicity greatly outweighs any benefit gained from a one-time juvenile giggle.

  • akatsuki :


    WART is pretty good. But here is the thing, if you are changing an acronym because potential advertisers might be offended, isn’t this effectively censoring your opinion to appease advertisers?

    If a car is a POS, then you should be able to say it. Once you start retracting criticism for ad dollars, you are already on the slope to being C&D.

    Imagine if instead of writing this:
    “But hey, if the Aveo is the thirstiest of all subcompacts, at least it’s the slowest!”

    you wrote this:
    “The Aveo’s mileage ratings and speed are up there, although we wouldn’t mind seeing a bit better.”

    These are worlds apart.

  • morbo :


    Noncompetitve Operating Vehicle Award, or NOVA. Has good historical connotations to it.

  • Robert Farago :


    I’m liking TRASH at the moment…

  • Jason :


    Deciding to not use colorful language isn’t the same as pulling criticism. Apples and oranges.

  • kericf :


    CRAP - Catastrophies Revolting to Automotive Pride

  • allythom :


    “Worst Automobiles Now Known Award” probably won’t fly either, but it is better than my first idea: “Completely Useless… “, you get the idea…

  • Dan :


    Acronym idea: “Most Awful Cars” (MAC). This lets you branch out to Big MAC, MAC Truck, etc.

    Or, just forget about the acronyms and go with something classic, like “Edsel” or even “Aztek”. If you start giving out “TTAC Aztek” awards, there will be no ambiguity what that means.

  • NeonCat93 :


    Ten Autos Made Erroneously

    THe Worst Autos Running Today, which borrows from TexasAg03 but makes it THWART. Ooh, how fun to THWART a car manufacturer.

    Juvenile, I know, but how about VOMIT: Vehicles Of MedIocriTy? Vehicles Of Massive Institutional Terribleness?

  • Alex Dykes :


    FART - Fully Atrocious Rides Tallied

  • Megan Benoit :


    Allthom, I’ll see your “WANK” and raise you a “PRAT” - Positively Repugnant Automotive Ten.

  • kericf :


    WAAAT - Worst Automotive Achievements Available Today

  • thetopdog :


    akatsuki:

    It’s not like TTAC’s changing their opinion on something they felt strongly about, they’re changing a juvenile acronym into something a little more appropriate. The list will still remain under a slightly more mature title

    I like TRASH as well

  • Kurt B :


    Came up with WART too without reading the comments so +1

  • allythom :


    I like it Megan.

    Best Avoided Recycler/Road/Retail/Rental Fodder ?

  • kericf :


    TWAAD - Ten Worst Attempts in Automotive Design

  • Donal :


    Using TWAT made this seem like some crude, male-dominated blog for aging pistonheads.

    Better to keep that a secret.

    Now, TATS - ten autos that suck - would make this seem like a crude, male dominated blog for aging pistonheads with skin illustrations.

  • KatiePuckrik :


    Detroit’s Reward for Approving Garbage?

    or

    Toyota’s Uninteresting Robots Deserve Salute?

  • Alex Dykes :


    Ally,

    Allong those lines: BARF Best Avoided Road Failures

  • Pch101 :


    The acronyms are fun, but something with the words “worst” and “cars” in it is probably good enough. Simple and to the point.

    What you could do that’s a bit different is to honor three “winners” in different categories. Just as the Olympics award a gold, silver and bronze, you could honor the winners…er, losers, with some distinct prizes such as the Pinto (most defective), Pacer (most atrocious) or Vega (most unreliable) distinctions.

  • 4runner :


    ANAL

    Autos not anyone loves

  • thalter :


    I like TRASH as well. I think a more mass market friendly name will only help the profile of these awards, and shine more light on the truly bad rides out there (Kind of like the razzies do for movies).

  • zerofoo :


    Ten

    Unloved

    Rolling

    Disappointments

  • allythom :


    Alex: Nice, just what I was reaching for.

    UGH Unloved by Gear Heads ?

  • TexasAg03 :


    SCUD - Sickening Cars Unfit to Drive

  • TexasAg03 :


    CIMARRON - Cars Intended to Make A Ridiculous Revenue On a Name

    Okay, it’s a reach…

  • RyanK02 :


    Or, we could just borrow from Uncle Sam.

    FUBAR

    that name exudes the nature of this award.

  • TexasAg03 :


    STREISAND - Street Transportation Reviled Eternally In Serious Automotive News Dens

    Really stretching???

  • allythom :


    TWIT: Ttac’s Woefully Inadequate Transportation Award. If you’ll allow an existing Acronym to be reused…

  • glenn126 :


    I was chuckling under my breath at work here so much that I had tears in my eyes.

    I like TWIT. I’m 2nd’ing TWIT!

  • Sajeev Mehta :


    TRASH is good.

    Plenty of public appeal, TTAC-style ‘tude, and way less childish than the old name.

  • Landcrusher :


    Megan’s TOAD has to be the most quotable one to me. Could also be Totally Obvious…

    We could call them the TOADies, too.

    I will try to come up with some more. As much as I will miss the TWAT’s, I can’t fault your decision.

  • KatiePuckrik :


    How about “TTAC’s CARbage Awards”?

    Too corny……?

  • kansei :


    The Truth About Cars: The Truth Hurts List
    The Truth About Cars: The FAIL List
    The Truth About Cars: Cars to Avoid

    I dunno.. I’m trying not to come up with funny acronyms, ones that are NOT at all ambiguous.. they kinda just tell it like it is.

  • RedMenace :


    BAD: Best Automotive Disasters
    WAD: Worst Automotive Disasters
    TAD: Ten Automotive Disasters

    Eh, it’s a start. There are already some good ones out there…

  • Yuppie :


    TexasAg03’s WART (”Worst Automobiles Running Today”) gets my vote, followed by Megan’s TOAD (”Ten Obvious Automotive Disasters”). With these two gems, why spend the effort to come up with something else?

    But I think we need to separate the awards into two categories: (1) truly attrocious vehicles, by any objective measurement (against other vehicles in the same class and price range), and (2) vehicles newly introduced that reflects a misstep by the manufacturer, e.g., new Scion xB.

    Both WART and TOAD can be used for cars in my #1, but what about #2?

  • AuricTech :


    If you don’t need an acronym, then I suggest the Annual TTAC Penalty Box Awards.

  • Zarba :


    Gotta vote for TOAD

    TRASH is a close second, though.

  • allythom :


    CRUSH:

    Cars
    Reviled
    on
    US
    Highways

  • jkross22 :


    Cars Lacking Idiot-proof Technology -

    CLIpT

  • jkross22 :


    What’s wrong with childish names? Just needs an advertiser who can think outside the box. Know what I mean?

  • Kurt B :


    Obviously

    Grotesque

    Roadgoing

    Experiments

    Like the acronym…Can anyone think of better words?

  • dean :


    I’m somewhat with Pch101 - it need not be a catchy acronym. Of the ones so far, TRASH is the best, partly because it avoids using “worst.” Face it, most commenters here have not driven the cars they’ve nominated (it is for this reason I haven’t even bothered reading the TWAT threads this year — one can only read people panning cars they’ve never driven for so long, and I got my fill last year) and are really in no position to claim a car is the worst at anything.

    Everybody can nominate “repugnant” though!

  • dolo54 :


    Repulsive, Revolting, Reviled also work. I’m going with TRASH as well.

  • starlightmica :


    I like with TRASH along with Pch101’s Pinto/Pacer/Vega type awards.

    Also, Edsel could be for marketing, Aztek for crap that made it out of a car clinic (i.e. Compass), Cimarron for badge engineering.

  • maxxm :


    There are some winners here. TOAD or TABLE or CRUD or TRASH all have a nice cache and may not raise the hostile eyebrow of the nanny advertisers. Then there’s always DEAD (Doomed Evil Automobile Disasters) or BATTY (Bottom Automotive Ten This Year) or TTAC TEAM (Ten Execrable Automobile Models) or TTAC TTAC (Ten Terrible and Appalling Cars) or TTAC TACH (Ten Annual Car Horrors) — it just never ends….

  • Rizo :


    TTAC: Darwin Awards

    After all, it’s not the car’s fault it’s crap.

    Somebody designed it, somebody engineered it, somebody approved it and finally somebody put the damn thing together. They all share the award.

  • shaker :


    ANGA = Automobile Non Grata Awards

  • lprocter1982 :


    How about:

    -Stupid Horrible Idiotic Transportation

    -The Yugo Awards

  • NickR :


    TOFA (Ten Obvious Failures Awards)

  • bill h. :


    Staying away from acronyms, for one thing–

    1) given the reality that even the so-called worst of the ones nominated here are likely to be bought by the thousands, often by completely satisfied customers,

    2) given this is the 50th anniversary year,

    I’d want something a little less in need of explanation.

    How about THE EDSEL PRIZE?

  • William C Montgomery :


    I nominate: The TTAC Backfire Awards

  • Steven Lang :


    I have to fourth (or fifth) the TOAD awards. It has all the imagery you need and far easier to publicize.

  • Bunter1 :


    RATS

    Recent Autos That Stink

    Rotten Autos Today Selection

    RATZ

    Rotten Autos Truth Zone

    Rotten Autos Today Zone

    TRUTH and TOAD are good thoughts also.

    The change was overdue, thanks.

    Bunter

  • KatiePuckrik :


    I still think “The TTAC CARbage Awards” is the best!

    Then again, it was my idea! ;O)

  • hltguy :


    And I thought you were going to have the female basketball team, the Harlem Globetwatters being your spokespersons to promote the award.

  • William C Montgomery :


    WRECK – Worst Regarded Examples of Car Katastrophes

    LEMMON – Lame Examples of Metal MONstrosities

    LAME – Loser Automobile Mediocrity Exemplar

    STALL – Survey of Ten Automotive Lame Losers

  • CellMan :


    How about “Minger”? Okay, so it’s regional slang, but I like the way it conjures an image of instant disgust. I guess that’s juvenile too, ‘eh?

    “TTAC’s 2007 Mingers”
    “TTAC’s top ten list of Mingers for 2007″

    No?

    Okay, how about a simple object or name that we could award or associate to the winners, something like an Oscar, only the opposite. Say, a “tailpipe” (waste fumes), or a “Lucas” (homage to miserable and unreliable electrics) or a “Yugo” as someone already mentioned, or a “Vista” (overcomplicated, unreliable and ultimately botched OS)…

    “TTAC’s Lucas awards”
    “This year’s Vista awards”, hmm, reel unsuspecting punters in with a positive sounding awards and shock ‘em with the disappointment that is the TWAT awards! hahaha!

  • beetlebug :


    Does it have to be an acronym? Something like The Edsel Award might do it.

  • beetlebug :


    Hey, other crappy things could be used: The Pinto Award or the Lucas Darkness Cup.

  • CellMan :


    @KatiePuckrik: “CARbage” is already (or was) used on TopGear’s website, IIRC.

    It does sound good though, maybe in “TTAC’s 2007 Carbage Patch Kids” or something…

  • KatiePuckrik :


    @Cellman

    That’s probably where I got it from!

    Damn, I really thought I had a good idea for once! ;O)

  • akitadog :


    TRAP 2007

    Ten Revolting Automobiles for Purchase-2007

    “The top TRAP for 2007 is…”

    After all, the poor shmucks who buy these things don’t know what they’re getting into, and before you know it… TRAPped!

  • KatiePuckrik :


    How about “Cars uglier than a Female Russian shotputter”? Or is that too racist?

    ;O)

  • Albnyc :


    Future Automotive Garbage

  • Lemmiwinks :


    Decidedly
    Odious
    Garbage

  • fotobits :


    I vote for akitadog’s TRAP award. Any decent marketing type can run with that.

  • Kurt B :


    For those who say no acronyms..
    How about calling these the Bricklin awards?

  • Lemmiwinks :


    Auto
    Industry,
    Listen:
    It’s
    No
    Good!

  • dougw :


    The “NonStarter” Car Awards

  • Virtual Insanity :


    Make it the TTAC TTAC…

    Ten totally assanine cars…

  • quasimondo :


    Let’s call them, ‘The Untouchables’ cars you wouldn’t approach, even with a 10-foot pole.

  • levi :


    The TOAD award(s) does it for me.

    What a beautiful golden trophy we could design fot that one! As opposed to say… a golden TWAT trophy…

    I see sponsors lining up behind the golden toad even as I type….

  • jolietjake :


    FTW… Tell your ad guy that if he doesn’t like TWAT that your new awards will be called:

    Cars
    U should
    Not
    Take

  • cgraham :


    I’ve gotta say thanks to changing the name; TWAT was causing the internet filter overloard at work to block TTAC from me…god i hate the overloards.

    What about the Farago Awards?
    or the Pinto Prize?
    Cars worse than the iDrive?

    Seriously Terrible Drivers (STDs) or Vehicular Disastors (VD)

  • esldude :


    UPUP

    Under-Performing Unsatisfying Poor cars. UPUP’s, as the only place to go from where they are is up.

  • NickR :


    The MADIs

    MAssive Depreciation Imminent

  • NickR :


    I might add that you know how the Academy Award winners get an ‘Oscar’? Whatever the new name for TWAT, you should give the winners a ‘Sebring’.

  • David Holzman :


    I like Edsel Award. Very descriptive, and classic. I think it would also work the best with the mainstream media.

  • Robert Farago :


    Sorry, but we decided to go dull: Ten Worst.

    I know it sucks in comparison to, um, ANY of your clever acronyms, but I need to get maximum media exposure out of this bad boy, and plain has no pain for editors who use Rogain. Or something like that.

    Thanks for all your cleverosity. Rest assured the name may be white toast, but the TTAC vindaloo remains.

  • lprocter1982 :


    Geez… you’ve Toyota-ed the TWATs…

  • Robert Farago :


    Ouch. True.

    Let's just hope TTAC's "sales growth" matches ToMoCo's. I mean, there's only one thing worse than selling out: selling out and not doing any better than if you hadn't.

  • NICKNICK :


    Go dull if you wanna, but I’m sticking with Junkass Boogaloo

  • Bill Wade :


    # beetlebug:
    October 23rd, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    the Lucas Darkness Cup.
    You owe me a keyboard.

    I spit my coffee on it thinking about an old MG I had.

  • factotum :


    Damn, TTAC just lost some of its edge. How much money do you need and where is the donation page?

  • Robert Farago :


    I appreciate the gesture. Someone in my position might recommend that you visit some of our sponsors, but I couldn't possibly comment.

    As for losing our edge, my kingdom for some full-time reporters! Oh wait; that wouldn't work.

    Anyway, as long as I'm behind the wheel (and hopefully after that), TTAC remains completely committed to creating no-holds-barred automotive reviews, editorials and news. We will also provide an open forum for no-holds-barred commentary (save flaming and trolling) for the autoblogosphere's best and brightest. Period. 

  • thetopdog :


    What was wrong with TRASH? Too derogatory?

  • KevinL :


    I second (or however many we’re up to) Mr. Montgomery’s idea:

    The TTAC Backfire Awards

    Clear intentions, without losing that touch of class. Acronyms will likely only get read as the word it spells out, unless you bother to break it down each time you use it - i.e. many people read the word TWAT and don’t know what it stands for in this context.

  • Pch101 :


    What was wrong with TRASH? Too derogatory?

    Here’s a dull answer for you -

    In my opinion, here’s the problem: As does every other website on the planet, TTAC needs to create buzz. That means that TTAC will be issuing press releases announcing its Worst Of list.

    Now, the issue at hand: Although TTAC will craft a press release and headline, chances are good that any other source that picks up the press release will craft its own headline. Headlines are supposed to be attention getters that are short, sweet and to the point.

    TTAC needs to make it easy for the publication to come up with something on the fly that will get its readers’ attentions and hopefully pull in some hits to the TTAC website. You don’t want the editor to work for it or make it easy for a misleading headline to be used, instead.

    Whether you call it a TWAT, TOAD, GOAT, GERMAN SHEPHERD (don’t even ask me what that stands for) or a WHATEVER, it’s not going to be really obvious what TTAC is or what it just did to whoever else sees it. Sure, TTAC regulars will get it, but nobody else will.

    It would be best if the headline reads something like “Truth About Cars Names Trabant Worst Car of 2007″ or “Trabant Tops List of Worst 2007 Cars”, rather than “Trabant Gets a TOAD.”

    But I’m still in favor of the sub-awards, such as the Vega and Pinto. I particularly like the Edsel suggestion (wish I had thought of that one myself!)

  • Dangerous Dave :


    I like the “Backfire Awards” but I guess its too late.

  • Michael Karesh :


    Good move, RF. Can’t say I’ve ever been a fan of TWAT. The wife HATED it. I kind of liked TOAD, though I don’t know what it would stand for that makes much sense.

    You should still have some acronym, TWC, TWA, TWV, depending on whether we’re talking cars, autos, or vehicles. The first is probably best, since TWC sounds the best of the three and the various best lists out there tend to be “best cars.”

  • Samir Syed :


    I feel obligated to point out that the TWAT reference in my GMC Envoy review should be adjusted.

    I will THIRD the sub-awards. We need one named after Chris Bangle.

    RF: Is this your version of the Porsche 911 now?

  • buickgrandnational :


    CUNT - Completely, utterly nasty transportation.

  • James2 :


    Although none of the suggestions flew, I have to say this is a damn witty bunch of pistonheads. Congrats all. I LOL’d.

  • NickR :


    We need one named after Chris Bangle

    The Bangle Bungle?

  • Bunter1 :


    TOAST

    Ten
    Odious/Obnoxious
    Autos
    Sold
    Today

    Ten
    Original
    Automotive
    Sinners
    Today

    Bunter

  • shaker :


    Well, until you hit the “big time” keep this acronym in yer pocket: “Ten Worst In Transportation”
    The guys at Top Gear might be sniffing at that one, though…

  • TexasAg03 :


    Bangle?

    Bangle’s
    Ugly
    Teutonic
    Transportation

    Disclaimer: I actually like the Bangle BMWs.

  • kazoomaloo :


    Would it be too antagonizing to actually send the companies a trophy made up for the awards? Like with a toilet or something on them? Or maybe a big glittery “10″ so some unknowing intern might display it in the lobby for a while. Idunno, it just might make for some good photos, all the crummy trophys stacked atop the winning cars or whatever.

    I can see Chrysler’s HQ people now, getting all cheesed off when a shiny trophy comes in announcing the Sebring the worst car of the year (along with an Edsel award for good measure). Probably wouldn’t yield too many future insider interviews like that recent one with Ford, however…

  • Bunter1 :


    TOWED

    Ten
    Obviously
    Worst
    Existing
    Designs

  • USAFMech :


    I vote that you rethink the decision. Nothing proposed here sums it all up better than TWAT. But maybe I’m just emotionally involved after a couple of years of living with TWAT.

  • zorbgelnick :


    “The Cars from from J.U.N.K.L.E.”
    “Not So Hot Wheels”
    “Breakdowns Dead Ahead”
    “The Lemon Aid Awards”
    “The Ugly Garish Half-Baked Awareds (also known as UGH))
    “The Pinto Awards”

  • the_stig :


    Vocalization of
    Automobiles
    Gaining
    In
    Negative
    Assumptions



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