Booth Babe Becomes Beach Babe
The Booth Babe requests your indulgence. She announces that The Booth Babe Chronicles will be late, due to the fact that she’s at a beach somewhere. So if you see a hot babe furiously typing into an iPhone or similar at a beach, who knows, this could be her.
Easy to find out: Walk up to the lady, and say: “Do you come with the car?”
Blank stare: Fail.
Slap in the face and a kick in the privates: Bingo!
Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.
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Watch out for the cat turds, that sand looks like Kitty Liter
There is a contingent that would argue that only dumb chicks....er, people buy iPhones....:-D... http://www.youtube.com/v/FL7yD-0pqZg
Chicks always come with my car.
Better late than pregnant.