Despite Tesla Motors' March 17th (of this year) declaration that they've put their lithium-ion-powered Roadster into production, nothing. While we wait for a single customer car to hit the streets, we thought we'd fill the time by talking about Savannah Sampson. According to Wikipedia. Ms. Sampson was born Natalie Oliveros in 1966 in Rochester New York. After training in ballet, she became an exotic dancer. From there, it was a quick chassé to the world of adult films. For the past eight years, Sampson's starred in a variety of movies such as Rocco Meats an American Angel in Paris, Big Blowout, Best Deep Throat on the Planet and Patient, Patients, Patients. Although we can cannot corroborate Wikipedia's citation, she's reportedly filming a reality-based TV show for Showtime called M.I.L.F. Sampson's acting awards include an AVN award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene for The Masseuse (2004), an AVN award for Best Group Sex Scene (2004, 2005) and a GayVN Award for Best Non-Sexual Performance (in Michael Lucas' La Dolce Vita, 2007). It's not known what kind of car Savannah drives, but it could, in theory, eventually, at some point, be a Tesla Roadster– provided she could fit her ample… uh… superstructure into the rather small cockpit.
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This would be the bizarro version of Autoblog’s Pam Anderson/Viper-for-PETA posting, wouldn’t it?
Are you suggesting that Tesla is indulging in mental masturbation? At least Ms. Sampson has some real production credits under her belt.
Fake boobs and fake cars? I like the angle.
Did he say cockpit?
If Ms. Samson were actually on the Tesla wait list, it would be the icing on the cake.
She does have experience with battery powered devices, that is for sure.
I think I love her.
What’s this got to do with vaporware cars like Tesla roadsters, though?
Oh, wait…
Was there a point to this?
And the winner of this biggest non-sequitor on the internet today is…this post! A WINNER IS YOU!
are those nipples airbrushed?
This lame artice was a complete waste of my time. I don’t have much time, especially when I’m reading this at work. I guess I should be working. Never mind.
That was funny. I was hoping for some news but when there isn’t any, what can you do?
Maybe Tesla should look at some other silicon valleys as a source of revenue…or how about that IPO? Still, wouldn’t they want to book some sales to some actual customers before the IPO or are investors that stupid?
I bet she has more room, and lasts longer, than a Tesla!
For a gal born in 66, she can still make any car look better.
Here’s a shot of a customer car on the road.
http://go2market.blogspot.com/2008/06/tesla.html
However, the article has some inaccuracies.
I’m away in LA for the month and a few days ago in Santa Monica I saw a funny looking car on the road. I did a double take and said “A Tesla?” Indeed, it seems to have been one. Looks like a Lotus if you hit it with an ugly stick until it was just about really ugly but not quite. Well, maybe I’m being a bit harsh, but I think it looks worse in person than pictures (kinda kit-carish). Wish I had my camera.
Her and her hubby have their own wine label too. Apparently they are wine connosours.
She doesn’t have a huge fake rack, BTW. So I’m sure she can easily fit in to any car.
So you guys are seeing the Tesla’s but TTAC is not? Maybe they’re hiding. I think I saw a commercial for a Cadillac hybrid last night or was that the Stoli talking? I also saw a full page ad for a EV car company in today’s Washington Post. The company doesn’t make cars yet you understand but they would like you to invest. I’m having trouble seeing the smoke or the mirror.
Just to make this a Tesla week I drove by the dealership in LA today. Didn’t know they had one so this was serendipity. I could see two cars on the floor through the window. Think they run?
Here’s another being delivered in Chicago: link